Retired Curmudgeon at Large. Ne’er do well of questionable morals. Proud purveyor of unmitigated tommyrot. Prone to exaggeration and totally unnecessary embellishment.

Angry, yelly, soccer fan and socialist living in Downtown PDX. My apartment looks like a frat house that is very into fiber arts. She/her/dude, gender: queer, old enough to be your parent. Views are mine and not those of my employer, parent, or cat.

I'm benstylus. I block/mute 18+ accounts, ai, bots, overly aggressive/abrasive people, techbros, etc. DM's are OK but don't send unsolicited commissions/sales/fundraisers/etc. Not interested. Just here to be happy. he/him or they/them is fine.