Retrocrantz and Guildenstream are Dead
"Why don't you read some science fiction?" - Hideo Azuma
He/they. Amateur ASCII artist, tuxedo cat fanatic and modeling enthusiast at pogesoft.itch.io
Maintained a fansite for Darius called Huge Darius Battleships in the past.
- @unicouniuni3.bsky.social uni the snake 😮
- Cobrattlesnake?
- Adobe Acrobat rules. It’s a program that literally just needs to let you open and manage PDFs but any time you try to do something as simple as scroll you first have to deal with a pop up that says something like “Btw did you know this document is in English?”
- Don't forget it's so mindful of your time, it'll summarise single-page documents with AI for you!
- Bap. Bap bap bap. BAP BAP CHOMP. Cadence is feeling brave enough to attempt a murder, but not brave enough to be friends. (No sounds)
- Harmony and Melody are also feeling playful. Harmony is in this weird wobbly place where she's still scared, but she's confident enough to hit me. Also no sound.
- And then she smacked her sister out of the way xD
- If you truly loved me, you'd feed me the bolognese this way.
- Hai ebberywun Iz hab an shout owt tuo mai fren Tortillas Momb @hurricanetort.bsky.social who requested sum noodlez eetin tuo halp make her feel better. Human agweed noodlez sounded yummy, so here iz mee habin sum mei fun noodlez! 🤍🤎🤍
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- Edna, that's 3 days too long.
- Kyoto Animation truly shine when they're not working with K-On-and-water, chipmunk-cheeked designs.
- Friends, #weebwednesday is upon us once again! You know the drill - quote-post with your weebiest hot takes, nothing racist, nothing intentionally inflammatory, have fun with it ♥
- What was your first anime with only an image?
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- Honestly, he looks like a minor Fist of the North Star villain who got his head twisted by Kenshiro, survived and hates everyone since
- Any last words?
- "Look over there! A chicken!!"
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- I could never think of Orlistat without thinking of this video.