Kyle Ian
INTP | STL⚜️
UX designer
Maker, creator, gamer, meme enjoyer
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- engineers’ worst nightmare has come true: they all have to become product managers
- Rewatching The Departed and realized it lowkey predicted the future. 2006: “In 20 years we’ll probably be at war with the Chinese over microprocessors.” 2026: The entire world is fighting over chips and processors. That wasn’t paranoia, that was a spoiler.
- My latest obsession to spend irresponsible amounts of money is vintage hifi
- “Dude just take the 30 years”
- I wish I could go back in time and completely wipe the theatrical cut of Kingdom of Heaven from existence so all humanity ever had to reference was Ridleys directors cut
- the U.S. looking at Venezuela's BTC right now
- when you woke up with a sore throat and water isn't helping so you know you’re cooked for the next few days
- growing up is realizing the grinch was the victim. he got exiled out of whoville just for being green i would steal their christmas too
- I know what I saw
- TSA is gonna think that’s a bomb
- We shouldn't celebrate this day, we should grieve it.
- a glass of water in the middle of the night
- once you’ve experienced cutting ingredients with a good Japanese kitchen knife, you become the annoying person who complains about knives everywhere
- 2 years without you today and I miss you more than ever.
- Apparently dozens of people I know play puzzle games on LinkedIn Time to seriously reevaluate some friendships
- Everyone says they want a 10x engineer until it means one engineer with 10 jobs.
- If the bars in your city close at 10 PM, then it is not a city
- your friend: dude you wear sunscreen? that shit is bad for you bro. it's got microplastics. that same friend ten minutes later:
- DoorDash / Uber Eats wrapped would be revealing
- newest status symbol is having a wrapped listening age above 50
- my toxic trait is thinking about my next espresso while drinking one
- I can feel it coming, the resurgence of millennial hipster culture. In a few years people will be making their own pickles and playing banjo music again. Even now, the spectre is looming.
- wild that they rebuilt the tower of barad-dur in the middle of brooklyn
- your doctor after you mention your chatGPT diagnosis
- what if you see a depressed ostrich
- life is short, the right time to have another espresso is now
- there are two types of people in this world - normal people - people that sneeze when light intensity suddenly changes
- “hey, we saw you from across the bar, may we meet you?”
- remember, 100% off during Black Friday if you don’t buy the thing you didn’t need
- I guess we’re at the point of needing to normalize reading on planes
- If we get HL3 before GTA6 that is going to be an insane plot twist
- The Land Before Time was released in theatres on this day, 37 years ago
- Imagine you're 200mg deep and then you see this
- The moto gods have blessed me with a mid 70s Saturday in the middle of November 🙌
- Even Sweeney prefers no build
- The single greatest science fiction show to have been made. I'll continue to hold out hope they bring it back after the cast has aged a bit to continue the story post-20 year jump.
- I wish my Arc Raiders net worth reflected my actual net worth
- “50 year mortgage. Did I read that right”
