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Micah War Dog. Woke socialist, Merciless Indian Savage (Mvskoke), writer/director. You know my work from television, film, videogames, graphic novels, & online political agitprop.
A born hellion, bludgeoned into the approximate shape of a lady and then registered as a high-information, high-propensity, highly driven independent. 🗳️
📍Refugee from Texas, living anywhere else
#STEMinist #Survivor
CW: Posts processing abuse
I write about tech, media, politics, and consumer rights.
Midwest Voter 🎙️Blue Voice in the Burbs.
Political News ⚖️ 📰 Pets 🐕🦺 Engagement 💬
Kamala is my President! | Founder of Pinks🍂
Introvert | Coffee Addict | Women’s Rights
Bot and paid for
Kind of a hypocrite
All posts should be ignored
Law Professor at the University of Texas at Austin. Fan of health law, religious liberty, and reproductive rights
Comic Artist/Writer (UK) • BARKING | SHELTER | BLACK HAMMER short | The Thing With Feathers [2025] | DOT Wild Fictions | Razorblades & more
Rep’d by James at The BKS
NOW- BARKING from Avery Hill
NEXT- SHELTER: Mothers Ruin
bio.site/LucySullivan
Freelance science and technology journalist. 11+ years experience. Irish/Polish. I write for the BBC, Wired, the BMJ, The Guardian, and others!
Newsletter:
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Portfolio:
chrisbaraniuk.com
HQ: Belfast, Northern Ireland
Gringo lawyer in Chile. Competition/antitrust law, photography, history, Green Bay Packers and pisco. Aspiring former attorney.
Cat guy. Mountain/Gravel biker. Arsenal supporter. Hasher. Dutch by birth, American by choice, living in Florida by necessity. Beer enthusiast. Pro-2A Lib.
Canadian postdoc in Japan.
Energy, sustainability, unrelated ramblings.
Anti-Fascist soldier for democracy, supporter of 🌈, Pro-choice and all human rights. Never forgive or forget what Trump has done. It's ok to be ill-informed but it is not ok to be willfully ignorant. DM=🚫
ASEXUAL, Agnostic.
#BlueCrew #BadassFeminist
Married to Mikey; joined BlueSky in 2023; I 🏃🏼♀️!
FANGIRL: Mikey 💖; 49ers 🏈; Bon Jovi, Eagles, Henley, Springfield, Perry, 🎸🥁; SPN 😈; Lake Tahoe 🌊
I vet b/4 follow; typos occur 🤷🏻♀️.
🚫NO rando DM’s, Crypto, porn & def. NO 🍊💩🚫
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#resist #music #PMPARMY
Universal democrat, European, retired strategic consultant & performance coach, MBA
Politics. Music.
I stand for democracy & unite resisters
🚫Nazis, fascists, racists, bigots, maga
🚫crypto, DMs
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CEO,
@outinnatsec.bsky.social I Cask-strength gay I Homosexual Professional/Professional Homosexual 🏳️🌈 I Monitoring and Reporting on Straight Culture Since 1999 I Talks about books, comic books, policy, and whatever else I wanna get up to
Depicting American life one screenshot at a time …
DM= instant block
Emergency Management•Continuity of Operations•Mass Care•Emergency Response•Pandemic Planning•Disaster Preparedness
True Blue💙🇺🇸🌈😎*Progressive Liberal*Love is Love 💗💕*Dog Lover 🐕 🐶 ❤️
I fight for the People & Planet.
Tyranny is here
dismantling our freedoms,
gutting protections
& escalating climate collapse.
Capitol Switchboard: 202-224-3121
@People-Planet.bsky.social
🚫Porn, MAGA
(He/Him)
Fan artist / 6x Hugo loser / Designer of the 2024 Hugo Trophy. Vocal about diversity, inclusion, feminism, trans allyship; tell me if I get it wrong.
No AI art.
https://iainjclarkart.com
Democracy is worth defending | Public affairs strategist | Concert ticket buyer
Here to hold my name . She/her / yourgorgoness
- Far Rock’s finest
- expert of miscellany
- writer
- Senior Fellow
- Oracle at Dead ass
@unbreaking.org
Pro-democracy🧡Anti-fascist🧡She/Her 🧡Animal lover🧡🟰rights 🧡🇺🇸🇺🇦🟦♿️
Feminist/🐾🐶Lady🧡LBGTQ+ friendly🌍🌏🌎PEACE
🚫DMs 🚫Crypto🚫MAGA🚫BOTS 🚫Genocide🚫Cults
#Resist #BlueResisters #StrongerTogether
I follow back, but block if you don’t have a bio or posts.
Apocalyptic shit disturber elephant trainer -
This is the only account . 👈 If I share something it doesn’t necessarily mean I agree
Founding board member
@Freedom.press please follow
linktr.ee/freedomofpress
@johncusack on twiiter
No kings
Actor/Producer he/him
Professor of Political Science & Public Affairs & Director of European Studies, University of Wisconsin - Madison. International political economy, international relations, & international finance. 🇺🇸 & 🇪🇺 politics & economic policy. Tradeoffs in everything.
The Bog at Frostbite Falls. Pointing north, measuring up, & changing the world day by day. Exploring patience, patterns, hiccups, & connections. MN, NZ,
#BookSky,
#bees 🐝, journalistic integrity.
#GenX Quantum Realm
#WWFRD 🚋
#Proginoskes #MGlit #Dragons
Fellow, Inst. for Policy Studies. Ex-historian posting about drug policy, social justice, Ukraine, & such. Fighting culture wars since Pat Buchanan declared it in 1992. Professional border crosser. Interdisciplinary before it was cool. Personal account.
A Marine, trying to stay in the middle in loud times. Not of any party. I love the Bible, martial arts, and great books. I podcast and write a LOT!
linktr.ee/stanrmitchell
I don't even do rollercoasters.
They're called slides. You can slide in em and go about ya business.
(No socks)
I feel like I could come to you because I always respected your hairline on television
Eph. Snack
Caucus.MN.
linktr.ee/itsthebrandi
Sometime writer and (mostly) analog photography | Award winning chili maker | Baltimore via Jersey City, Kurdzhali, Bulgaria, and Ohio | Friend to cats | He/him
Orthodox Jewish father of 5; Litigation Disaster Tour Guide; Jets Fan. Fighting the widening gyre.
Translator, novelist, Korean citizen. TOWARD ETERNITY (HarperVia), <하지 말라고는 안 했잖아요?> (어크로스). Repped by Safae El-Ouahabi at RCW. He/him.
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Lawyer, Oregon family law, Portland | Mom x3 grown | Word nerd |
🧭 I help fractured families navigate new paths
Seek justice. Love mercy. Be kind. Cherish today
Feed, invite, clothe, heal, shelter, comfort all
❤️ NOLA
Georgetown hoya
Francis/Leo Catholic
Author, libertine, virago. Amateur shepherdess. 🌈 She/her. HWA.
Dark fantasy novella GREYHOWLER available from Underland Press:
bit.ly/greyhowler
Sociotechnical gremlin. Swarm intelligence egregore. Taoist bricoleur. Magitek knight. Combat librarian. Bearer of the cursed knowledge.
Rogue information scientist, researcher, & technologist. MLIS.
Cross stitcher. Reader. Agender. Childfree. Friend to crows, Stellar’s jays, squirrels, & neighborhood cats. Here for artists, writers, animals, science, weirdos, & progressive people. Partner is
@darklament.bsky.social
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