Kurumi Gray ✨ Chicago
• INTJ • Nexus-7 Replicant • Cat Lady 🐈⬛ • Gardener 🌱• Aquarium Aquascaper 🐠
“Don’t like her? What’s wrong with her? She’s beautiful. She’s rich. She’s got huge…tracts of land.”
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- Body sculpted by carbs, butter and yard work
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- A little sneak peek of my latest shoot 💙
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- Good evening 🩵
- One of my favorite things about this job is the insane repertoire of stories and facts I gain from chatting with clients. I don’t get to repeat some of the stories ever, but I rarely go a day without something in my regular day life reminding me some funny/crazy story a client has told me
- The world is burning but I can look cute while it burns 🔥 Reminder to Chicago: ICE raids start today. Please be on the lookout and warn others. 🫶🏻
- Petition to bring back “yonder” as a word for direction and proximal distance. Sometimes, something really just is way over yonder ya know
- Not enough people appreciate my duo page reference tbh
- I still think one of the funniest things to ever happen during an appointment is when my visually impaired client was leaving & got a deaf Uber driver
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- I accidentally hit a guy in the face with a 10 feet of EMT conduit 😭 I miscalculated my turn and WHAM
- When he gives you his Home Depot credit card 👷🏻♀️🧡
- I was at a wake today and there was a Korean family also having a wake in a different part of the building, and they thought I was part of their group 🤣
- Lazy Thursday 🩶
- Let’s stay in and watch videos of that lesbian lady sheering overgrow sheep 🥺🩵
- Shoutout to when I misheard my client saying he’s Presbyterian and I thought he was pescatarian so I kept choosing seafood restaurants
- Thank you, Santa.
- An episode where one of them accidentally ends up on a date with the State St. Preacher
- I have so much content for OF I need to upload this week 🥲
- Ask me some questions! ✨
- Went to a divorce party and the dress code was funeral attire. Not pictured: my full length fur coat and the sunglasses I showed up wearing 🪦🖤
- PEOPLE ARE SPOTTING RIVER OTTERS IN CHICAGO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
- Santa, my kittens and I have been good this year 🥰 marigoldgift.com/Kurumi
- Did you know that the closest living relatives to the rock hyrax are elephants and manatees?
