Krystina Nellis
comedy-drama actor/writer. she/they. brit/irish. chaotic nerdy. connoisseur of nonsense (complimentary).
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- this is absolutely daft and brilliant need ‘don’t trust big pasta’ on a t-shirt, ideally with some sort of northern Italy aesthetic
- genuinely reckon most of the best stuff comes out of ‘hey, this group of people is cool, let’s make a thing together’ like this
- totally checks out that in 2026 they’ve now made it a crime to thrive
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- we’re watching Persuasion have to admit it *is* impressive how Henry Golding’s literal introduction shot is the period representation of ‘a new bombshell/fuckboy has entered the villa’
- two stone put throwers from rival Highland clans have a gay romance, call that yeeted rivalry
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- Reposted by Krystina NellisCatherine O’Hara didn’t steal scenes she just showed up and ownership automatically defaulted to her
- Reposted by Krystina NellisRIP Catherine O'Hara, I have never not laughed at this
- just went to check the wiki (was being asked who might be related to Catherine O'Hara) and for a brief, joyful moment I got to time-travel
- I DO NOT ACCEPT THE PREMISE 😭😭😭
- Catherine O’Hara, ‘Schitt’s Creek’ and ‘Home Alone’ Star, Dies at 71: variety.com/2026/tv/news...
- LRT: I cannot overstate enough how much everything about that Norfolk NHS exorcist headline (explicit and implied) is just 'standard East Anglia' next time someone asks me 'why are you like this' this is what I am citing as evidence
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- Reposted by Krystina Nellis“When I despair, I remember that all through history the way of truth and love have always won. There have been tyrants and murderers, and for a time, they can seem invincible, but in the end, they always fall. Think of it--always.” ― Mahatma Gandhi
- Reposted by Krystina NellisFellow writers: I am deeply saddened to share that if we want the rewards of having written, we must submit to the mortifying ordeal of writing
- my Dad was the OG Nerdy Setups Dude, and a key reason he didn't leave me an inheritance of an eternally profitable how-to YouTube channel is because he predicted the 2026 social media hellscape coming down the line in like 2007
- Reposted by Krystina Nellisby popular request i have turned the meme into a blog post, which explains how it works, links to the template file and includes a selection of examples from the thread #KirbyFraming
- Reposted by Krystina Nellis“NOT ONE WORD, KATHLEEN.”
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- Reposted by Krystina NellisThis came up in my old posts today. Don’t know why, but it feels good to know that Andre 3000 specifically is this kind of guy.
- apropos of having just watched Oblivion again, please enjoy the ridiculous M83-does-sci-fi Bond anthem (complimentary) that is the title/credits song youtu.be/UjpbQ1OWMPE
- I’ve bought an apocalypse-proof boat, with an array of weaponry
- Stephen is fully a gentleman thief straight out of a Studio Ghibli film (complimentary) #TheTraitors
- Reposted by Krystina NellisI love Stephen. The face of a doomed WW1 officer and the wardrobe of John Travolta. #thetraitors
- round of applause for the mothering alliance #TheTraitors
- …okay, well, this didn’t pan out #TheTraitors
- am low-key starting to wonder if maybe, just maybe, Jade is getting The Winner’s Edit™️ #TheTraitors
- Reposted by Krystina NellisI'm going to be taking part in the Annual 50 hour London Improvathon this year. For those of you who don't know what that is, it's a gloriously mad & experimental show/experience where performers improvise for up to 50 hours. Audience can sign up to watch as much or as little as they like!
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- some faithfuls have finally passed #TheTraitors version of the Turing Test
- “I’ve manifested winning” Siri, play ‘famous last words’ #TheTraitors
- Reposted by Krystina NellisMy local bookshop understands their audience.
- ACADEMY AWARD-NOMINATED WUNMI MOSAKU WE LOVE TO SEE IT
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I’ve added the script for Wake Up Dead Man to my site. This is the final shooting script, so it has stuff that was cut and moved around, which I always think is more interesting to see than a conformed cleaned up version. Enjoy! www.rian-johnson.com/screenplays - Stephen any time anyone gets close to guessing him or Rachel #TheTraitors
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- we are finishing our kind-of annual West Wing rewatch, the finale of which is set at inauguration on Jan 20th, on… Jan 20th if it weren’t for the whole *gestures wildly at real world* I’d almost call this synergy
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- I didn't realise just how much I'd missed some insane Today's Main Character Of The Socials energy until reading about a bus journey, what a world
- Reposted by Krystina NellisAwful day yesterday. So first, all these assholes get on the wrong bus
- petition/formal request for a @dieworkwear.bsky.social breakdown of the fashions of Studio Ghibli, please 🙏 mainly bc I rewatched Porco Rosso the other night and my man Marco is looking sharp, being a pig rather than a fascist is working for him
- one lovely thing about spending the day stuck in what I can only describe as ‘accounting hell’ is that I’ve been so ready to declare spreadsheets illegal that I’ve not even had time to doomscroll the news
- genuinely think one of mine is going to greet my return login by accusing me of holding them hostage in the small black box
- this is beautiful be more x-men ❤️
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- am low-key starting to wonder if maybe, just maybe, Jade is getting The Winner’s Edit™️ #TheTraitors
- I have accounting software that is supposed to make calculating and filing returns straightforward the software functions in such a way that this afternoon I am having to make a spreadsheet to calculate the figures properly, before inputting and filing them manually somewhere else
- important announcement: last night I finished watching heated rivalry more kind-hearted romance shows for 2026, pls 😭
- thing is, this works on multiple levels: it’ll block bots by confusing them and it’ll block the rest of us because we will simply have no choice but to boop the snoots
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- honestly, alerting the world to updates like this is the only thing the breaking news ticker should ever be used for
- me next time anybody asks me for feedback notes on their script #TheTraitors
- having to do ltd-by-guarantee company accounts this afternoon (they're due... not imminently), because HMRC rule changes mean that after 31st March there's literally no way of filing the accounts
- serious answer: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind and/or The Truman Show
- the entire Fast and the Furious franchise
- Reposted by Krystina Nelliswe’re in the vet’s office waiting room and they just called for Agamemnon. we all looked at the Great Dane but it turns out Agamemnon is an orange kitten in a backpack that makes him look like an astronaut cheese puff
- I can usually find value in anything, but just got done watching a 2 hour 30 minute critically acclaimed thing (including credits) that was, only imho, at least 2 hours and 25 minutes too long brb, filing a reclaim for(/inventing a time machine to reclaim) my time
