Kris Who Acts
Community Theatre Doer, Ukulele Player and Former Eurovision Podcaster
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- Reposted by Kris Who ActsBREAKING 🚨: Reform have been caught potentially cheating in the up coming Gorton & Denton by election. Residents have received a letter from a 'local pensioner'. There is no Reform Party branding on the letter
- Sabrina Carpenter, Kermit and Miss Piggy singing Islands in the Stream is something I never knew I needed in my life. But I need it in my life. #MuppetShow
- Not me tearing up merely at the #MuppetShow theme music
- This could have read "I lost my job making emails succinct to AI" but you weren't succinct enough.
- If somebody can do a good Ralph Wiggum impression, I'd like to hear him saying this
- Reposted by Kris Who ActsYou couldn’t make this stuff up. Robert Jenrick and Suella Braverman accidentally voted with Labour to abolish the two-child benefit cap tonight after entering the wrong lobby!
- That was certainly one of the lipsyncs of all time. #DragRaceUK #UKvsTheWorld
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- How was the Max Fosh of Drag, Kate Butch not in the top two!? #DragRaceUK #UKvsTheWorld
- Melinda Verga really got the Peace Peace part of Love Love Peace Peace didn't she? #DragRaceUK #UKvsTheWorld
- Yay! Mariah Balenciaga hasn't fucked with her face! #DragRaceUK #UKvsTheWorls
- The Max Fosh of Drag #DragRaceUK #UKvsTheWorld
- Cannot tell you how much I love Kate Butch. Her sense of humour is just so in line with mine. #DragRaceUK #UKvsTheWorld
- Cannot tell you how much I love Kate Butch. Her sense of humour is just so in line with mine. #DragRaceUK #UKvsTheWorld
- Mildly irritated that when checking with the DVLA they confirmed I needed to pay £43 to convert my Falklands driving license to a UK one. Because I had a UK provisional prior to moving to the Falklands, it was actually considered just an upgraded. And I've received a cheque for £43...
- Reposted by Kris Who ActsI know it’s been done but there really is no more succinct way to respond to Tory MPs who were part of the last government, saying ‘Britain is broken’ after joining Reform

- Reposted by Kris Who ActsAfter Suella Braverman's defection, 12.5% of Reform UK MPs have been photographed stepping on a guide dog
- "I feel like I've come home" whilst also telling people to "go home"
- Of course she has. She probably kicked some kittens on her way into the Reform HQs too
- Car passed it's MOT. Even if it's only just, I cannot explain how relieved I am.
- Umm... But penguins aren't found in Greenland... on account of it BEING THE WRONG HEMISPHERE OF THE FUCKING PLANET
- I finally have my UK driving license. I've been driving on my Falklands one for the last 11 months in the UK, but I had to exchange it before 12 months back in the UK. Still feels like a cheat code, learning in a place where there were no roundabouts, dual carriageways or traffic lights.
- *A single bugler plays The Last (lamp)Post*
- @peterruddick.bsky.social is it so cold you need a wee by that sauna? Your knees keep going
- Not saying I live in a village with a bunch of old codgers, but this is the junk mail we received today.
- And we now go live, to the President of the United States of America's brain:

- Trying not to be jealous of everyone seeing the northern lights, when I can't because it's overcast as shit and rainy here.
- Reform: We're not Tories Also Reform:
- Bought a birb feeder.
- Fresh from looking out of a window in a door to the outside, claiming the ballroom is on the other side of the door, he forgets that NATO came to the US' defence after 9/11...
- bsky.app/profile/russ... Never mind, Russ has solved their problem 😂
- Well... what are the bots over on Twitter going to do now? Met Police and Sadiq Khan hail lowest homicide rates since 2014 - BBC News share.google/ZSqNtpud4N6c...
- Well... what are the bots over on Twitter going to do now? Met Police and Sadiq Khan hail lowest homicide rates since 2014 - BBC News share.google/ZSqNtpud4N6c...