Kristin Bartus
Writer, mom, bumper sticker lover.
- The Snack Stadium Super Bowl was one of the best days of my life
- Seattle scene report
- As a wise person once said, “Fuck you, you fucking fuck.”
- Oh my god, you guys! After 2 1/2 years of living in Seattle, I had my first orca spotting today! Relatedly, Bezos, get your fucking yacht over here!
- Everybody here is as hyped for the orcas as they are for the Seahawks!
- This right here, my peeps
- Et tu, Bezos?
- A little old white-haired lady complimented me on my hat while walking around the lake this morning. I 💙 Seattle
- Help! I’ve run out of post-its, thus I have nothing to write “ Buy post-its”on!
- Seattle scene report
- The hockey smut will continue until morale improves
