Lacey 🧿
🌠 OSINT/InfoSec nerd raised in Portland, OR. Seattle dweller.
Prior: GreyNoise, Atredis Partners, some other random cyber companies
Conference wrangling: current HushCon & prior BSides PDX, SeaGL, etc.
- I gotta go to USPS today which is my least favorite place mostly to go because it gives me extreme anxiety. I need to find a long term solution for my PO Box too because I think I need to get rid of it and my archival projects (at least put on pause) because I don’t have enough money to pay rent.
- Literally googling shit is “military grade”.
- Even if you managed to keep a job in the past few years you lost large job functions and team mates. You’re always waiting for the next layoffs. Your company might be heading to be bought out by private equity. Entire job functions disappeared (think zero SREs or reliability anything).
- I watched a podcast yesterday where someone asked what Substack was and the other person said “it’s like Livejournal” and then they reminisced. And then they had a lost convo about the rise again of journaling vs. any concept of what a content management system was.
- Glad to see some Goatse representation in 2026.
- Fuck yeah, @tedlieu.bsky.social ✊
- Great redaction, guys. Although it's well known that Mary Beth was his EA for 12 years.
- The logo is so good.
- I never realized that mormons could drink energy drinks.
- My friends are probably tired of me pointing at things that lack morality and ethics and going “in Trumps America you know what sure I guess this is what we do now”.
- Unsettling GPT asides.
- I have a secret love for novelty flavors. I got the That’s Hot creamer and it’s honestly good. I thought the spice would come from cinnamon or something but it’s just like the sensation of spice but at the peak of white people level. The base is good so it makes a great latte additive.
- I miss Houston.
- Reposted by Lacey 🧿again we do not really do a good job of explaining how wealthy people like Jeff Bezos are his net worth is $253.2 billion. so he could take one million dollars, and just light it on fire and then do it again tomorrow and again the day after that and then do it every day for 693 years and 8 months
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- Of all the AI that exists why can’t captions and caption translation be solved by now…?
- Here’s a good thread compiling hacker involvement: bsky.app/profile/bsky...
- Reposted by Lacey 🧿I want everyone who has spent years in therapy wondering what is wrong with them, wondering why they had so many bad relationships, why they felt so much dread, to know that it was in part because you were living in a world run by evil, evil people and you could tell that somewhere deep down
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- There’s a lot of Defcon references in the Epstein files.
- Reposted by Lacey 🧿The director of Melania movie
- Reposted by Lacey 🧿thought this was a shitpost and oh jesus
