Old Nick🍑
🔞 I made it to 70 years old! How did that happen? Loving the bodies here, all ages, sizes, colours, imperfections. Posting my own pics, following folks doing the same. DM me to talk dirty or just for a chat👅
- Bored today, so here’s another silly fantasy edit of me having my morning coffee in a coffee shop, that would be fun though eh? .
- I’m too cheap to buy toys, there’s plenty of fun things lying around the house - these clothes pegs are very fierce - on the edge of that fine line between ‘mmmm’ and ‘aarrggh!’.
- It was one of those mornings, after a crap night, only half-awake, standing in the kitchen, trying to remember who I was, or what I was supposed to be doing - then I remembered, coffee! 3 cups later and I was awake!
- Last Titty Tuesday exposure of my SOMTs, it’s safe to come back to Bluesky now and look at the beautiful pictures of the sexy blokes …… or is it?
- Now showing - 'Titty Tuesday, the movie', starring Old Nick. Critics say this is a movie that should be watched by nobody, ever.
- More Titty Tuesday horror! Look away now if you are frightened of furry, saggy, old man tits!
- It's Titty Tuesday! I've always liked saggy old man tits, chunky nipples, yeah, dirty old pervert! Now I have my very own SOMTs, I can play with them and share them for the enjoyment of other twisted chaps who like this sort of filth!
- Bored with talking my coffee in my kitchen, so (in my imagination) I popped out to the local coffee shop.
- I just noticed it’s Monday, isn’t there a law about posting mono pics on a Monday? I’d better post one to be safe from the Internet cops.
- I’ve put my coffee down for a minute - there’s something I need to do.
- What time is it? You know what time it is! It’s naked nude coffee time! It was actually ridiculously early time, I didn’t realise how early it was until I had made my coffee then saw it was half past fecking three!
- Another pic enjoying my first cup of coffee this morning. Please not, I am not freakishly huge, holding a coffee mug, this is a European size coffee cup, it holds a double shot of espresso, not half a gallon of filtered, brown, coffee-like liquid. Subtle is wot us Euros are innit geezer?
- Filthy old pervert (me) wanking to a chap half my age, a double big TV tribute to the delightful, delectable Tat2boy, @tat2boy.bsky.social, when I was young my cock was as magnificent as his (that's a big fat fib, but I can dream!).
- Oh no! More complaints from the president, me! Not naked, nude enough for the NNCC Naked Nude Coffee Club. It’s a bit chilly but I always do what I’m told, so…..
- I’ve received an official warning from the President of the NNCC (Naked Nude Coffee Club). If I don’t post some pics I will be stripped of my status as President of the NNCC, ooh, that’s odd! Anyway rules is rules so ….
