Tyler the Donut King
Father, husband ( @bluesmay.bsky.social ), brother, uncle, cousin, friend, ally. Blues, Cardinals, Illini, Broncos, Newcastle United, Saint Louis City SC, Portland Timbers, booze & music. He/Him/His. I know all the swears. Saint Fucking Louis.
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- Of all the 2025-26 Saint Louis Blues games, that one was certainly the most.
- BLUUUUUUUUUUUUUES FUGGIN HOCKAYYYYYYYYYYYY
- Fffffffffffffffart. #StLBlues
- Reposted by Tyler the Donut Kingit’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world
- “DVORSKY! GET IN THE BOX, I’M A LOOSE CANNON!” — Jordan Binnington, probably
- LOL Tank for Otto Stenberg’s kid brother babyyyyy!
- Yeah well this Blues season blows anyway why not let THAT happen too
- That Jordan Kyrou goal happened because Kyle Capobianco is an absolute dumb fuck. Love to see it. Jake Neighbours for mayor or some shit.
- I don’t even like wrestling and I’m now a Brody King fan.
- JUSTIFIED “FUCK ICE” CHANTS #AEWDynamite
- Seriously gonna dump a farmer’s acre worth of cow manure on Bill Guerin’s front lawn if Team USA loses out on gold because he left Jason Robertson home for the winter games.
- HAVE YA EVER DRUNK BAILEYS FROM A SHOE #TheMightyBooch
- I guess Northwestern didn’t bother showing up for the first half? Like. FUUUUUCK. #Illini
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- A true new definition of Flavortown folks
- Reposted by Tyler the Donut King“Imagine if we had to follow the law”
- Reposted by Tyler the Donut KingBrendan Ryan SS-2B Debut: 2007 - Retired: 2016 STL - LAA - SEA - NYY
- Of all the Blues games in the 2025-26 season, that was most certainly one of them.
- Spring training starts shortly after the Olympic break does and it’s really too bad the Cardinals are gonna fucking suck this season.
- Like I said.
- Saint Louis Blues hockey should be outlawed.
- Ah cool. It’s a game again. Fuck.
- Remember if the Predators fans say Joel Hofer sucks now, it’s a tacit admission by them tonight that Juuse Saros is worse.
- Where’s THIS offense been all season?! #StLBlues
- Brooooooo. Bruh. LOL. They all count.
- NEVER EAT ANOTHER MAN’S APPLAUSE #TheMightyBooch
- I’VE GOT NOTHIN’ INSIDE I’M LIKE A BEACH BALL #TheMightyBooch
- Tyler Tucker went the box for — apparently — having the audacity to let Steven Stamkos grab his stick. And that ended poorly. Because everything stupid should end poorly.
- Play “Sweater Weather” for Ed. #JakeNeighbourhood
- I’ve banged this drum before but there is no reason for the Blues to be wearing white tonight in Nashville. On the same note,, there should be no reason for the Predators to be wearing white when they come to Saint Louis. This matchup is perfectly suited for gold-vs.-blue. Every time.
- Bari WOULD be fucking stupid enough to make me side with Larry Ellison over her, wouldn’t she be? Jeebus. Just breathtaking.
- “Weiss insists she does not want to cut ties with Attia over his links to sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, and sees it as giving in to the mob.” Ah yes, the nefarious anti-child molestation mob. YOU CAN’T REASON WITH SUCH THUGS www.thewrap.com/creative-con...
- The hockey fan in me is like “I mean, yeah, he is so fucking bad at that job, he oughta let someone else do it.” Meanwhile, the Blues fan in me hates this because . . . well, yeah, he was so fucking bad at that job and his team is in mine’s division so I wanted it to continue. Alas.
- Full marks to Jeremy Swayman for meeting Andrei Vasilevskiy’s fight challenge head-on despite Swayman certainly knowing he would get absolutely fucking clobbered by a man approximately twice his size.
- Brandon
