The ARC for I Punched An Alien And Now We're In Couples Therapy is now live on NetGalley!
Fuck I love throwing money at artists.
@msartsy.bsky.social did this one!
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Once again,
@wingbuffet.bsky.social out does himself for the cover of I Punched an Alien and Now We're in Couples Therapy! If you thought Dory and her crew were wild, you ain't seen nothin yet!
Hate when I'm playing a cozy farming game and all the hot people die because I flirted with a sailor who carried smallpox.
I'm in NYC for a panel at comic con today, which is super exciting to be clear. More importantly: THERES SO MANY FOOD OPTIONS, I LOVE THIS CITY!
My Boyfriends Are All Monsters comes out tomorrow!
I close on my house on Friday and I've got a problem
Pictured below is my ideal lounge chair. It's got cup holders, ottoman, the works. But it's pink. My office walls are always pink. I can't have pink on pink it won't look right. Do I paint the walls a light purple instead?! This feels blasphemous.
It's come go my attention that Lok fans wanted more art of him to get a better idea of what he looks like. The only commissions I have aside from that comic are some NSFW art from my patreon. I can't really post that here without getting banned, so please enjoy these tasteful crops.
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Just made it to DC for the next stop on my tour! Too bad there's currently a filthy geriatric nazi taking up space in there but the architecture of the White House is still cool.
Aliens is on the USA Today Bestseller list! 😭
Courage and honor come in many forms.
A little sneak peek into I Got Abducted by Aliens and Now I'm Trapped in a Rom-Com done by the fabulous Ioana Muresan!!
The early reviews for I Got Abducted by Aliens and Now I'm Trapped in a Rom-Com keep coming in, and they are cracking me up! Have you found a copy out in the wild yet? If so, post a pic so I can see how far this fever dream has traveled!
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Today's the day!
Day 01 of @loveyallbookfest has been a blast to far and THE @heyashposton was my signing buddy! Talk about a fangirl moment!
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Stand with science. Always.
DISEASES ERADICATED OR DECIMATED BY SCIENCE:
1. Chickenpox
2. Diphtheria
3. Measles
4. Pertussis
5. Pneumococcal Infection
6. Polio
7. Tetanus
8. Typhoid
9. Yellow Fever
10. Smallpox
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I think my Spotify is having a stroke but you know what? Hell yeah.
Another day of hemming pants for my short ass.
The long wait is finally coming to an end! Aliens hits the shelves on the 18th, and I'm so excited for this unhinged fever dream to be out in the world!
Art done by the incredible @caiosantosart
The child marriage crisis affects 12 million girls every year. And there's nothing romantic about that.
That's why I'm partnering with VOW for Girls to close the book on child marriage.
Won't you join us?
100% of funds raised by this initiative directly support local programs.
The link is in my bio.
The way I've just started using THAT TIME I GOT DRUNK AND YEETED A LOVE POTION AT A WEREWOLF as the bar to figure out if my next title is too long. Is it longer than Felix's shadow tentacles? No? We ride.
This is what the government did with 120K+ Japanese Americans in 1942.
I know. I was there in those camps.
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I loath Facebook, but I live for the drama of Black Peopels Pound Cakes. Where else am I gonna see grown adults crash out over a peach cobbler pound cake? I'm asking honestly, I wanna leave meta 🤣
I refilled my bird feeder for the first time in a while since I figured they might not be able to forage much with the cold snap we've been having. It has now devolved into gang violence. Ever see a finch drop kick a cardinal? I have.
I'M GOING ON TOUR!!!!!! We're about a month away until my little alien fever dream hits the shelves, and I'm ready to hit the tour trail along with it! Hope to see you all there!
I GOT ABDUCTED BY ALIENS AND NOW I'M TRAPPED IN A ROM-COM hits the shelves next month! In the meantime, make sure you've got your solar powered phone case and plenty of bonnets! There's no light sockets on planet Waffles.
I GOT ABDUCTED BY ALIENS AND NOW I'M TRAPPED IN A ROM-COM made the February 2025 Library Reads list!
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