kilgore trout
turnip shepherd & bad person
- I put this here for two reasons. the first is self explanatory but the second: in the days that followed he maintained despite it
- I don’t want to brag but I’ve driven at least 30 buses of transgendered illegal immigrant childless cat ladies to the polls in philly today
- we got everything here on bsky, we got politics, we got kink, we got kink politics
- hell yes I outsourced my gotv ops to one of the nine guys on earth still playing diablo 4
- move closer to the world my friend
- and now for my grand finale, morphing from a guy who’s told you all to calm the fuck down for months into a guy screaming at leaves skittering across the sidewalk and shredding his fingernails on the windowsil- nah I’m kidding you should feel good and believe in people even when you don’t want to
- I’m a big proponent of not living in a bubble but showing up from twitter with bad vibes is like checking in from a bar named FOOD POISONING and then reporting explosive gut problems
- listen i would rather be shot at some more
- if you filmed this for a football movie people would get up and walk out of the theater groaning
- hello I am watching saquon barkley spring ass backwards over a grown man for the nine hundredth time and just as an aside how great is it that he was in the exquisite kelly greens for this generational highlight
- not trying to start fights and I certainly understand the anxiety but can anyone name one tangible thing trump did to actually address any one of his known electoral problems among many key blocs or is this all paperback writer well-what-if-he-did-secret-magic-or-something nerves
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- just give me whatever makes sense
- uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ok then
- fellas, the women are Up to Something
