Every couple of weeks we get a different description of the apparently awful stench coming off our necrotic president and I think it's high time the media nail down exactly what kind of rotten meat covered in women's perfume he actually smells like.
Jan 14, 2026 21:46Seems like it’s been going on for years. Ask
@noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social about code name “Wet Wipes”.
Look at any picture of him with anyone else and assume he smells horrible. Everyone’s posture and expression suddenly makes much more sense.
To any WH press pool reporter brave enough to ask "Mr President, it's widely reported that a nauseatingly horrific stench, likened to feces & rotten flesh, is being exuded by your body- are you aware of these reports & do you have a comment" your post-termination GoFundMe will be *staggering*
