YOU'RE GOING TO BE TOTALLY BROKEN WHEN YOU GET THROWN 15 FEET THROUGH THE AIR BY A THOUSAND POUND ANIMAL YOU THINK YOU CAN SETTLE TO RIDE WITH A HANDFUL OF COOKIES AND THE POWER OF LOVE MISTY OF CHINCOTEAGUE MAGICAL TALKING HORSE OF VALDEMAR ASS HUSBAND

*lifts a glass in toast* If you need a support group, me and @kbspangler.com can be found in the bar. Look for the two women with the eyelid twitch.