Kaiyoht
Therian ~ /kaɪ.joʊt/ ~ he/it ~ 29
Banned from Quizno's
Witch's-familiar-in-training
Home *is* wandering
https://coyo.tl
💜 My "sweet marten": @opda.bsky.social 💚
I like to chat, but I get busy. Reach out anyways!
Expect occasional 18+.
- Reposted by KaiyohtCOMMISSION FORM OPEN! 🎉 - tos + prices: zangerdanger.carrd.co - queue: trello.com/b/DynCyfzS/z... - all types open, experimentals are preferred! - 6 SLOTS - form: forms.gle/ZqfS2AmttJzY... - FORM CLOSES 2/5 , NOT FIRST COME FIRST SERVE #furryart #commsopen #furry
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- Reposted by KaiyohtLet's do a silly raffle. To enter, please drop your ref, be a follower (new followers welcome!), like & repost this! Raffle will end on 02/07/26, and 5 winners will be drawn!
- Reposted by KaiyohtI'm always going on about this when attending cons. Too many use clickers to grab attention, to make someone stop something (bad dog! Put that down!), or just to outright troll. Proper clicker training should bring you a smile and encourage you to improve yourself. Build confidence 💜
- Reposted by Kaiyoht⚠ IMPORTANT PUPPY PSA ⚠ (its not really important lmao i just wanna be trained 🐶)
- i'm at the headless lounge i'm at the overstimulating rhythm game arcade i'm at the combination headless lounge overstimulating rhythm game arcade
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- Is Last Impression one of those random British islands everyone forgets they technically own in the Caribbean
- Reposted by Kaiyohtnever be afraid to draw a reference image for your commissions! nick doodled this for me and i immediately got his vision! :D
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- i had tacos last night and like y'all have you heard of these they're pretty tasty
- Lived: I had an address there. Stayed: I knew someone that lived there and went to visit them. I slept in their home. Visited: I was there because I was doing something specifically there. Stopped: I spent a night there but was just passing through. Passed: I didn't even spend a night there.
- Rate how you like doing it (1-10) Kissing: 7 Nipple Play: 9 Sucking: 6 Being sucked: 2 Rimming: 3 Being rimmed: 4 Fingering: 5 Being fingered: 8 Toys: 8 BDSM: 10 Piss play: only with one person Dirty talk: 5 Fisting: 0 Being fisted: 0 Topping: 5 (need practice) Bottoming: 8 Cuddling: 8 Stroking: 7
- i admit that trying to explain how american football actually works to any audience is difficult (especially when folks think they know a lot more than they do) i think the anime Haikyu!! does a better job of explaining how football works than the average football broadcast
- Some bonus pics: January: Franklin Parks Conservancy (Columbus, OH) February: Bouldering at Fursquared (Milwaukee, WI) March: Game Grounds (Columbus, OH) April: visited the wrong Urbana (Urbana, OH; for context, I grew up in Urbana, IL)
- Last year, I really wanted to start getting outside again, so I set a new year's resolution to go hiking every month. This year, my new year's resolution was to move to California, which doesn't lend itself to a year of pictures. But, I set a stretch goal of "do something cool outside every month":
- Person just messaged ":q" into a work slack vim strikes again
- RED ALERT: Childless adult coworker has mentioned watching Zootopia 2
- I try to be helpful and supportive, but there are only so many sacrifices I can make before I don't have anything left to give. And if I'm going out of my way to help others, and it feels like they don't give me the same consideration, or they don't even try on their own... i feel taken advantage of
- What slack status can I set to communicate "I have met my tolerance for fixing other people's problems today, you need to go bother someone else"
- Reposted by KaiyohtThis is like paying the guys that robbed your house to also burn it down.
- Went to da ocean v2 (cloud)
- One of the ways I learn about new areas is to just like, drive around on whims, get lost, figure out where roads take me and what sorts of stuff are in the random places on the way i'm sure it's a coincidence that I keep putting myself in foggy woods at nightfall on the full moon
- Corporate email headline: "Is AI a bubble?" Corporate email content: "We know our company got fucked over in the dot com bubble, but this one is different, we promise!" is this a good sign
- i made 7 scary phone calls in the past two days I'm loathe to admit that new technology is ever good but apparently phones can like... if you get put on hold they can detect that and alert you when you come off hold so you don't have to have your phone on your ear the whole time, and that rules
- Ohhhh you should totally check out my friend's band, they're opening a show next Eensday at the Toy-Lette. Doors open at orange o'clock and they go on at red... the headliner will be on at purple but like, my friend rocks This post brought to you by The Sunset Is Too Early For This Joke Right Now
- Reposted by KaiyohtImportant shit that I’m still trying to learn.
- Reposted by Kaiyoht"YOU CANNOT COOK A DISH SO GOOD IT FORCES DINERS TO HAVE GOOD TABLE MANNERS" is such a nice way to express "You cannot fix social problems with techological solutions", communicated in such a fluent way. This is such a good post, I wanted to share it with you.
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- Went to da ocean
- I've learned a new fear... when the Instant Pot recipe says to cook something at pressure for multiple hours I feel like at the end I'm going to open the pot and society that developed inside in that time will have discovered the secrets of nuclear fusion
