Jym (Orange Dog)
Owner of an orange car
(Much better than a) owner of a broken car
- Any other organisation in the world would have gone with FEB but no national rail wants FBY who am I to argue
- That's so FUCKING INCONVENIENT
- What the hell is going on in my neighborhood
- Get yourself a man who looks at you like this when he is just the happiest most perfect boy
- They teased us saying the McGriddle is coming to the UK and then at the last minute tell us it's delayed until at least March The McGriddle is awful but I still WANTED it
- Get yourself a man who looks at you like this after he's been tricked into swallowing a worm
- [to the tune of Pink Pony Club] fridge full of eggs
- Which football team has the funniest name? I'll go first it's West Ham, there's nothing funnier than a ham that's specifically in the west
- This is the worst thing Starmer has ever done
- I don't know why I'm openly admitting this but this article in the year of 2026 is how I realised Wile E. Coyote is a pun
- 11:30 at night is far too late to be discovering MASSIVE DATA LEAKAGE in your MODEL
- In Zootopia you had to wait 17 minutes and 50 seconds before you saw Nick. In Zootopia 2 it takes 32 seconds By comparison, 32 seconds into Zootopia is still the Disney logo They really took feedback on board
- The zebros aren't very funny
- If top of air fryer not platform, then why platform shaped?
- We need more storms, we desperately need to get to Wubbo
- Kinda seems like a massive oversight on Bluesky's part that they've added the LIVE badge on your profile for when you're live but they haven't added a FOX badge for when you're fox
- Ugghhh I have so much work to do I'm not allowed ANY fun until Scotiacon but that means I will have at least TWELVE fun AT Scotiacon I will make SURE of it
- I got the special edition Mario Odyssey Switch when it first came out, eventually I upgraded to the OLED Switch but I kept the Mario red Joy Cons, but over the years they've been damaged and Nintendo have replaced them both, so now it's like... Switch of Theseus or something
- EVERY NIGHT the TV says the same thing, "we're off to the coolest restaurant on the planet. I've ordered you extra pickles but I've held the ketchup. It's Bob's Burgers" and I CAN'T STAND IT and here's why
- Parents have no beers in for when I come over tonight, that's fine I've got some in the fridge I can take [All the beers have penises drawn on them] Ahh that's right
- The number of YouTube comments I see with "edit: 800 likes in 8 hours wow that's the most I've ever had!!" is exactly why editing posts should never be allowed
- People ask why I've been to see Zootopia 2 so many times and it's like, if your boyfriend was in a movie are you saying you wouldn't go to support him? I dunno I think that reflects worse on you than it does on me
