Baseball-loving, washed up rock dad.
Well that was truly a joy.
About to treat the world’s biggest Muppet Show fan (my mom) to the news that the show is back.
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The Get at Kids.
Was this very mid-2000s emo person press-ganged into ICE servitude?
About to treat the world’s biggest Muppet Show fan (my mom) to the news that the show is back.
I went to a playoff baseball game.
Fuck it I have an engagement bait topic.
We talk a lot about your future bucket list plans that you want to do, but what's something that you checked off your bucket list in the last couple of years.
Bonus points if it absolutely lived up to your expectations.
Ski poles.
The ADHD assessment place charging $100 for missed appointments feels a little like hunting fish in a barrel.
If Bitcoin falls any more, Mayor Sim is gonna have to cancel his fireworks show.
For whoever could use this:
The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face
Deleted a post about “what’s your least favorite song” because the vibes are bad enough already.
Instead: what’s your favorite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long?
Mine: “Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town” (Pearl Jam)
The aviation industry is known for fumbling baggage.
Sorry for being nosy but I’m in a pretty quiet airport. a woman sat down next to a much older pilot here in the food court and started very obviously flirting with him but he absolutely cannot stop listing off aviation facts to her regardless of whatever question she asks him
American Pie.
Fuck your favourite song. Tell me your least favourite song. The one that makes you die inside the moment you hear the first 3 seconds.
