This is a police hating account
Whenever I do satire everyone thinks its news and whenever I do news everyone thinks it's satire so good luck with these posts I guess
On Mastodon:
Criminalerin.jorts.horse
She/they/guy
Metal dude in a metal mood
I code, I lift, I make small shrubs in small pots
musician, socialist, proud father, happily married to
eathotchip.bsky.social
i like some sports teams but naming them in bio is cringe
i'd rather be eating lemon pepper wet or watching a weird old film
having fun on my phone again :)
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