I’d rather stick a red hot poker in my eyes than watch MELANIA, the Movie.
How about you?
Jan 27, 2026 13:25It’s hard to think of anyone less interesting.
I look so forward to never seeing this.
What do you think the odds are the Orange Motherfucker will eventually start buying banks of tickets so they can say it sold out in places?
I’m with you!
I would rather shit in my hands and clap than sit through Melanias movie
🤣🤣🤣 that about sums up my thoughts!
I saw the Happy Hooker in 1975, so I’m good.
Melaniaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh
I’d rather shave my head, strip naked and walk slowly through my workplace singing Santa Claus is coming to town. ☃️❄️ 🎅🏻
I'm with you.
I have SUCH a visceral reaction to even hearing the names of those two, the very idea makes me want to have flu, diarrhea, shingles AND COVID, rather than go anywhere near anything to do with them.
Not even by accident
I'd drink colonoscopy prep juice and shit for hours rather than watch that.
I cannot imagine anyone actually paying money to watch this shit show!
I’d rather shite in my hands and vigorously applaud!
maybe the only woman ever who can be boring and naked at the same time
With you there
Is it on PornHub?
I hope people don’t even watch Melania’s movie out of curiosity or to “watch it and report on it.” It deserves to be completely ignored.
Tooth extraction v watch that.
If I want to pay to watch a movie or documentary it certainly won't have her in it . She can't even play the poser .
Funny how Trump obstruct the L and is showing what the movie is about (to his left)
Breaking news: MELANIA rating has been changed from PG to BS...
Is she making porn again?
They couldn't pay me enough to sit through that drivel, I've got too my self respect.
It they showed the Melania movie on an airplane in flight, the audience would still walk out.
I'd rather put a campfire out with my face.
Root canal treatment would be preferable !
What sort of loser would watch this crap ?