Jonathan Beaverhausen
Geeky rake | 6’3” | 🏳️🌈
Probably listening to music—slowed versions, of course.
☀️♒️ | 💫♎️ | 🌙♋️
- Look but don’t touch. #ass
- I’m getting over a TERRIBLE double ear infection. I feel like I barely survived a Saw movie. But now, w the pain subsided, I’m getting these weird orgasms in my ears—I had like three of them in the weight room today in under 5 mins. I think the girl next to me thought I was having a seizure.
- There are logical impossibilities, and then there are emotional impossibilities… but only the latter are for certain.
- I swear to God if I see another Walton Goggins commercial for GoDaddy I am going to go INSANE—even more so than I already am.
- I remember being high as a kite (on gummies), watching this video over and over and over again in my old apartment in North Austin. Loved the colors and the raspiness at the end. I felt alone, but good music always makes you feel less so—"There is thunder in our hearts."
- My best friend for more than a decade, since Harvard, is also named Jonathan. Haha. He lives by Boston. He's the person I call/text when I need unconditional connection. I'm so thankful to hear him laugh away my insecurities. I love you so SO much, Jonno. You're always my Michele. 4ever n ever.
- Besides Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls, this is probably my favorite song of them all—and I owe it to my mom. Haha. She played Fleetwood Mac all the time growing up.
- I knew I was gay in elem. school—not from crushes, but from a scene in Roswell. A girl is shot in the diner where she works, and as she’s bleeding out, an alien boy who looks human heals her bc he loves her. The look on his face—fear and concern commingled—I felt something in the pit of my stomach.
- I feel devastated by things too personal to share here, so I’ve cocooned myself in my dark bedroom—listening to Thomas Newman, breathing slowly. I’m so predictable in how I cope. I only seem to heal when I’m alone, sealed off like I’m resting in a tomb. It hurts remembering; I feel so F’ing lame.
- Black tops look good on me.
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- I love that this is the song that played toward the end of Never Been Kissed, during the prom scene. It feels like you’re dancing on a cloud. Josie deserved that.
- You felt me And I split in two.
- I wish I wasn’t annoyed by literally everything and everyone, sometimes. But pretending that I wasn’t annoyed just feels so… inauthentic, too. which—of course—I also have a prob with. Damned if I care/don’t care; damned if I pretend otherwise. I think I’ll just listen to Phil Collins.
- I used to be so attracted to Barry, but now I have no idea what I was thinking. (Although, I could probably still find him appealing one or two gummies in…)
- Mia Goth’s talent is hypnotizing, and brutal. 😮💨
- Fashion without whimsy is just fabric.
- There’s nothing more beautiful than when someone is feeling themselves… And I don’t mean feeling themselves up. Although that can be beautiful, too.
- I’ve never felt like a DC or Marvel hero—even though Spider-Man is my favorite. The only character that’s ever really struck a chord is Selina Kyle. Who hasn’t been pushed out a window by someone they trusted and hit the ground with a thud?
- She’s so perfect. #neonexclamationpoint
- I love A Christmas Carol—and Charles Dickens might be the better writer—but he can go to hell for how he treated Edgar Allan Poe all those years ago, in that hotel in Philadelphia. It hurts my heart. Ugh. … Indifference can be fatal. But maybe I’m no better—I’ve been accused of being cold, too.
- My favorite YouTube comments for this clip: * “It’s so sad, but at least she’s far away…” * “… When she just sat there, not fighting in defense, he realized she lost her ‘spark,’ what he initially admired in her, meaning he can't get that feeling of power anymore.”
- I hope after death it’s just void. I’m too world-weary to do this all again. Fuck no. Heaven and hell also both sound exhausting, especially when I don’t really like most people—let alone spending eternity with them. I want to be dead and unreachable permanently, not even through séance.
- 😂😂😂
- I’m sorry but if storming the Capitol Building isn’t an insurrection, then neither are these protests in Minneapolis.
- The last few minutes of Stranger Things had me weeping. It ended how it began—with the group playing D&D. Seeing Mike watch his sister and friends start a new game in the basement… “life goes on.” Speaking of—El, you better really be chilling by a waterfall somewhere.. Goodbye, my favorite show.🖤
- Man, I love Stranger Things so so SO much. #favoriteshow
- "You're not supposed to give people what they want, you're supposed to give them what they don't know they want—yet." Diana Vreeland
- You can’t talk about French aristocracy without using the words flirtations, fashion, and philandering. It’s actually impossible. For instance, the REAL purpose of the Hall of Mirrors at Versailles was to see where others were looking—who pretended not to look, and who lingered a little too long..
- She’s so cute. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
- Today is… my first day being 37.
- You can’t argue with a beautiful heart. I mean—you can—but it’s the kind of quarrel that even if you win… you really lose.
- One of the best scenes in all of cinematic history. We really owe so much to Garry Marshall. That fucking narrative genius. This scene is so beautiful in the context of everything leading up to it—two friends giving each other… hope. I don’t think there is anything else more… I dunno, glorious.
- Does anybody else remember when this song brought about world peace back in 2015?
- Can you use lube as hair product? It’s the only thing I have in my car. I guess there’s one way to find out..
- There’s a guy at my gym who looks JUST like Bran Stark—and he always gets me in the mood to listen to the Targaryen theme from GoT. I know Bran is a Stark, but this is my life I’m narrating, and I felt Daenerys the most. Dracarys.
- My favorite movie since elementary school—and it’s never left the top spot. I don’t see that changing anytime soon. It’s just too perfect. Take this scene: Leeloo says she’s “built to protect, not to love,” which hinges on a technicality in the Lover/Beloved legend.
- My definition of “Fabulous” is kissing someone you’re really really into while Lady by Modjo thumps loud and slow in the background… Getting lost in a daze together—Ha—letting the whole world disappear because only We matter. Harder n harder until absolutely everything is vibrating in your veins…
- I loved being 36—it was a good year, lovely and surreal, even though some parts were scary. As I get older, I understand the anguish in Francis Bacon’s paintings more and more. Certain experiences… rip the psyche apart.
- This song always reminds me of my aunt Monica, who passed away in 2019. She was so funny and beautiful. I try not to listen to music that literally kills me, wilts me to nothing—but sometimes I feel I have to. Side note: CRAZY to watch a ‘90s audience take this gem in for one of the first times.
- The first comment for this song on YouTube stung me: “One of the saddest things about life. You can be so close to someone sharing your secrets and feelings then next thing you know you're complete strangers for whatever reason. Such a tragedy to the soul.” — STORM0985 Yes. Exactly.😞
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