Jon Cresswell
Web + radio nonsense. Chief Creative Officer at Aiir. Fan of a glitter nail. He, sometimes.
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- BBC Sport team in Italy already heavily on the campari by getting Zlatan Ibrahimovic to say "Zlatan knows about Eddie the Eagle" and facetime Torville and Dean
- The new Muppet Show is excellent and also adds evidence to my ongoing theory that Sabrina Carpenter has pursued a pop career as a cover and excuse to explore her true love, performing sketch comedy
- Meanwhile on Drag Race UK
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- Your parents trying to remember the name of that singer you like, that pink pony one, what's she called
- Turns out @ucl.ac.uk have a gorgeous observatory pretty local to me. It'd be rude not to see it. Huge thanks to the UCLO team for their tour - loved seeing the systems first built over 100 years ago as well as the latest systems and learning about their work. Great stuff.
- Reposted by Jon Cresswellxbox live took stronger action against jeffrey epstein than the entire us government
- I think my favourite line in Katamari Damacy is when a cousin attempts an explanation of why they're on earth, and the King replies "We have no idea what you're talking about." Excellent.
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- Similarly, I've had Google Search AI summaries prioritize Grokipedia over Wikipedia for citations a few times and that just seems insane as a product decision. www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
- Reposted by Jon Cresswellplease refer to your Davos phrasebook www.ft.com/content/ab4f...
- Almost sounds trite, but... if you like something, or want it to exist, it does help if you pay for it. It's so easy to assume someone else will, or there's money from elsewhere, but... if you can, it makes a difference. So, scripted audio comedy? I like that, I'll buy some.
- I'm not saying to go broke spending every penny on every show's patreon or subscription or whatever you listen to, but if you've got the resource to, there's almost certainly something you watch or listen to that you can throw a few quid at that may actually matter.
- Should have called it Pretrol Station
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- I'm just saying you could leave a few fake Tory MP defection speech drafts around parliament and see what fun happens when Kemi finds them that's all
- Will Amol Rajan leaving the Today programme stop me from joking he's applying for every BBC job going each time one comes up? Absolutely not, I'd need to come up with a new joke and I only have about three.
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- Hello and welcome to my new snooker podcast The Rest Is What You Use When You Can't Reach The Cueball
- My recommended starter pack
- An absolute blistering editorial from The Verge. Incredibly bluntly put over the abject failure of Google and Apple.
- I sat in a fucking court room and heard Apple imply that a naked cartoon banana was somehow inappropriate but somehow Grok non consensually undressing women and children is ok?? www.theverge.com/policy/85990...
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- Reposted by Jon CresswellThere we go. That there’s a headline.
- "you don't have to be a celebrity to take part in the regular mastermind series" well yes it'd be weird if you had to be a celebrity to be in that one wouldn't it clive I'm so sorry this has been bugging me the last two weeks
- Sadiq Khan's commitment to firework based trolling remains unparalleled, bravo
- Reposted by Jon Cresswellpound for pound this might be the funniest thing ever written
- Such insight over on X (and not anything very silly that I suggested a name for)
- A rare exception to University Challenge's splitting of all music into "popular music" or "classical music" tonight, as "country music" has clearly been deemed never to be popular enough to count as that
- Time for Herbie Goes Bananas youtu.be/VRU2ujV2fDw
- This is Audible Yes I know I turned the volume up to listen
- Got some company at the coffee shop
- Bir rude of the BBC to have an entire ceremony to say who in sport is the most spotty
- Reposted by Jon Cresswellnot the kind of behavior I expect from the winner of the fifa peace prize
- Reposted by Jon CresswellVery sad that I felt I had no choice but to resign from The Infinite Monkey Cage - a victory for the transphobes and other bigots - I did it because so much of the media has chosen to believe the kind and empathetic people are a fiction - they are real and so often unrepresented.
- A couple of days late to this detail, but from IGN: Rockstar tried to NDA a group of MPs who were meeting them about claims of illegal firings for union busting, incredible, that's the most Rockstar thing to do, well done. Hilarious move. www.ign.com/articles/gta...