james f. bread 🍞⁴
I'm easily distracted with bread.
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aspirational birdwatcher, professional day-dreamer.
de facto atheist. neurospicy af.
chaos broker. minibike guy.
archpontifex of the cult of djiv.
only take, like 20% of what I say seriously.
please no DM's 🤗
- I can't stop thinking about that dude that got his ass beat. And went to jail! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 But I just know he's already got a GoFundMe and people ready to bring back the term "super predator." Remember when Hillary called Black and brown kids that?
- If Frieza doesn't come away with the most Machiavellian of lessons learned from Goku then idk. Anyway he ends saying something to the effect of: "The world doesn't punish monsters. It punished honest ones" and if that doesn't apply to the now-now times...
- This motherfucker is in the Epstein files more than Jesus is in the Bible. I don't give a fuck about proportion. There's no mention of Jesus raping kids in the Bible. At least I'm pretty sure.
- It makes me upset how much I like that little Slate truck. Hopefully someone that's not them comes out with a little electric truck. Like maybe Rivian. Their headlights are cute as fuck. Imagine a little truck with those eyes! 🥺
- I have a lot more learning to do. God damn it. I don't know shit.
- Listening to Josh Johnson opening bit in today's special.. he's not beating the allegations, but.. get that bag lol.
- Since God doesn't ever seem to stop abhorrent shit from happening in his name, I can only assume that he's supportive of abhorrent shit.
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- I hope people understand what "tough on crime" and "law and order" means when a politician says that. No, I will not be explaining.
- IN DEXTER'S LABORATORY IS THE SMARTEST BOY YOU'VE EVER SEEEEEEEEEEEEN! BUT DEEDEE BLOWS HIS EXPERIMENTS TO SMITHEREEEEEEEEEENS! THERE'S GLOOM AND DOOM WHILE THINGS GO BOOM! IN DEXTER'S LAAAAAAAAAAAB! fun fact: that cartoon is the reason I know who to spell "laboratory"
- Grocery Outlet be having them dealz. 🥳🥳🥳🥳
- He's not wrong. Cuz this dumb motherfucker is still out here breathing free air. At this point they're basically accomplices.
- The government is full of big dumb stupid idiots.
