Glum Rock
Left to my own devices I probably wouldn't.
- Appalled by the hotel secret camera story, I carried out some investigation to see if I had been caught in the same way. And there it was... ...footage of me on a recent business trip... ...eating a Tesco meal deal in a Travel Lodge while watching a report about otters on The One Show. Sick.
- ...and in thr Celery Eating World Cup were heading for crunch time.
- Put wood on the burner tonight that I'd cut in my garden myself. Channeling my inner hunter-gatherer. Might forage for avocado in Waitrose tomorrow.
- “I’d like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn.”
- It's Budgie that I feel really sorry for... and all the other little helicopters who must feel very disappointed right now.
- If I'd followed Google maps' directions earlier, I would have been 30 minutes slower. (There would also have been tolls if I'd turned right.)
- Oven ready headline.
- Just started my next steamy novel about a high-flying corporate executive who has an affair with his assistant. Their steamy, kinky sessions involve them reading out the exam results of an ex-Irish goalkeeper at each other. Working title: Fifty Grades of Shay.
- Reposted by Glum Rockhe always had trouble with anti-virus measures
- They're planning a sequel to the Melania movie.
- Patient: Something's got a hold of my heart. Doctor: Keeping your soul and your senses apart? Patient: YES!!! Doctor: You've got angina. #TOTP
- Sam Fox had big things in front of her back then. #TOTP
- Still waiting for Linda to turn up with those ciggies. #TOTP
- Stationary Wilbury. #TOTP
- If Boyzone did a cover of this, it would be "Love Replacement Bus Service". #TOTP
- ...you and I know... #TOTP
- Blonde is not in the studio... but we have Legs and Co instead. #TOTP
- Ford Cortina klaxon. #TOTP
- When the bongo guy was not available, they fooled the audience with a toilet brush wearing a tea towel. #TOTP
- UFO. Close encounters of the rocking kind. Not half! #TOTP
- One would do the other two, but prefers the middle one. #TOTP
- The 3 Degrees always left me feeling cold. #TOTP
- Unnecessary gong klaxon. #TOTP
- Mike Read before his eyesight went klaxon. #TOTP
- 🎶🎵When the going gets tough.🎶🎵 #TOTP
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- You wait an hour for a Vengabus and then two come along all at once. #TOTP
- The album that East 17 should have made. #TOTP
- "It's not right...but it's okay." #TOTP
- Fun fact: In real life the Vengaboys hated partying and like nothing better than a quiet night in with a good book. #TOTP
- That's the thing about a Chinese trade deal - half an hour later you fancy another one.
- Going to start a political party called "Place X Here". Should do well in the ballots. 🗳
- Benfica! What a finish! Unbelievable!
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- Getting ready to watch the Melania documentary.
- Just seen the BAFTA nominations. I don't know about the others but Hamnet was brilliant. #BAFTAS
- Dialect M for Murder. #ASongOrMovieForWaysToSpeak
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- Carol Kirkwood is leaving BBC Breakfast. How will I know if the weather is going to be "murrrrrky" anymore?
- Oti Mabuse implies the existence of Hobnob Mabuse.
- Reposted by Glum RockClear impartial analysis. Well worth 1 minute 46 of your time. www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/...
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- "Never interrupt your opponent when he is making a mistake," *Imagine AI image of Nigel Farage, dressed as Napoleon Bonaparte, laughing at the decision to exclude Andy Burnham, that I just couldn't be arsed to generate.*
- #UxbridgeEnglishDictionary Camembert - Ernie is getting a little impatient.
- I had a national movement this morning. I'd give it 5 minutes if I were you. #BBCLauraK
- AI klaxon. #BBCLauraK
- Laura's "gotcha questioning" is very tiresome. #BBCLauraK
- If we're talking about "War Bonds" for defence spending, why not issue some "Pothole Bonds"? #BBCLauraK
