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- My thoughts on MELANIA are in this Foreign Policy's weekend edition. Here is a gift link. foreignpolicy.com/2026/02/06/m...
- I recently bought this bad boy off eBay for around $12 and it has improved my quality of life far more than I expected
- PRE-ORDER THIS OR YOU WILL BE FORCED TO EAT CAT POOP! www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/790241...
- If this is half as good as the book - one THIRD as good - I shall fall to my knees and weep.
- I just saw George Clooney in a GrubHub commercial. LOW RENT! I thought this guy was classy. Did Cary Grant do junk like that? (Maybe he did.). Still: embarrassing. I have spoken.
- Plowing through a bag of the saltiest sunflower seeds I ever tasted, may need to be hooked up to fluids later
- Some absolutely OUTSTANDING selections on this list. (Plus one or two "what? really?" but that's why it's brilliant.)
- What do Peter Weir's MASTER & COMMANDER, Kasi Lemmons' TALK TO ME, Roman Coppola's CQ, and Amy Heckerling's I COULD NEVER BE YOUR WOMAN have in common? They're all on my list of the 50 Most Underappreciated Movies of the 21st Century (so far). The full list is here: time.com/collections/...
- I spoke to Elina Lowensohn and Michael Almereyda about NADJA, the coolest movie of the 1990s. www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/st...
- There are some photos included in this piece that, I am told, have not been seen by mortal eyes in 30 years ....
- Sometimes when I am supposed to be doing work I just watch videos of Marianne Jean-Baptiste TELLIN IT LIKE IT IS www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JXO...
- Caleb Landry Jones plays Dracula like Mitteleuropa’s fiercest undead Wife Guy. Read my review, suckers. www.fangoria.com/dracula-a-lo...
