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She/Her/Cis Tree hugging hippy boomer. Lifelong Kansas resident. Democrat, teacher, musician and software developer. I wear many hats, none are maga. Born Woke.
#Leguminati #StarTrek #Tiny #NoDM
“Penalty for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors” - Plato
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TrottingTheGlobe,VotingRights,ProChoice,ProSci,Environment,SFBayArea,Warriors🏀.🚫Porn🚫Crypto🚫DM🚫Gestapo;NoBioNoFollow
Married to Mikey; joined BlueSky in 2023; I 🏃🏼♀️!
FANGIRL: Mikey 💖; 49ers 🏈; Bon Jovi, Eagles, Henley, Springfield, Perry, 🎸🥁; SPN 😈; Lake Tahoe 🌊
I vet b/4 follow; typos occur 🤷🏻♀️.
🚫NO rando DM’s, Crypto, porn & def. NO 🍊💩🚫
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#resist #music #PMPARMY
GO BLUE!!! Artist. Spoonie. Ret. college music teacher and jazzer (trumpet). S FL, USA, ally to LGBT, especially T! 71yrs, married 49, sober 19 (AA). Suicide prevention, former animal rehabber. INMJA he/him/not yours
Defender of Democracy🦅 Kindness is Free🌟
"The Best is Yet To Come"...anonymous
STEELERS/PENS 🖤💛
#NHL
Mother, grandmother, widow, Cat lover🐈, Disabled/Chronic Pain
#CRPS #Disability
TAROT READER🔮
🎶#MUSIC heals the SOUL! 🎶
MY OPINIONS ARE MY OWN!
NO PORN🚫
🌊💙🌊💙🌊💙#I voted for her#I always vote Blue.🚫no porn bots 🚫no maga🚫no beggars. 🚫No bitcoinI like long walks bowling and the gym. And my dog Lucy.🚫no dm great grandma of ,5 democrat.
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#BlueCrew 🌲Wilderness🏕️
🌳PNW🐕Adopt don’t shop🐈⬛
📚Books🔬Science🪴Gardening 🏳️🌈Ally🏳️⚧️🤕Currently disabled 🩼
#TGBrewCrew 💙☕️
#TG22110
Twitter 2012 ➡️ BlueSky 2024🦋
🥾Pack out what you pack in, leave only footprints 👣
🇺🇸 🏴 🇨🇦
‼️No solicitations/$ requests‼️
Supporter of Canadian PM Mark Carney.
Blocking idiots.
UK Resister 🦋🦋
I love my family (family includes my dog) & my garden.
I love to grow flowers from seed.
Then I photograph them! The photos help me through the winter 😊🌸🌼🌸
Retired teacher. Passionate about education!
NO DMs!
🪴Where are my gardening friends?
Liberal AF art historian/writer/copy editor. Silly Gen X jackass. ❤️ my family, dogs, specs, tattoos, my Nissan EV, Cash, Lennon, Lovett, Haring, B. Bragg, Basquiat. Ally to all. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
#therebellion #donotcomply
(Same @oboogie formerly on Twitter/Threads)
Pro democracy. AGAINST Racist, sexist, selfish, greedy, criminal Republicans destroying OUR government.
Save the Earth 🌍 Save your life.
VOTE BLUE every election, every race, for a livable planet and a fair, kind society.
-Go ask Alice. I think she’ll know.
-Knock on my door, bitches. I know my 2A rights too. This is MY country.
-Live and let live, it’s not difficult.
-Public schools were the foundation on which America was built.
-If you don’t like it scroll the fuck on.🌸
Retired Oncology RN
Now i save wildlife and animals because I like them more than most humans.
Fighting for
#Climate
Typo master😍
Nothing can bring you peace but yourself
-Emerson
#Resist
“We’re all just walking each other home”
Ram Dass
NO DM‼️‼️
Living in your head rent-free.
No. You're welcome.
🌎DM for Follow or Support🌎
****Reviews*****
🏅“Gay!” -High School Varsity Team
🏅“Commie!” -MAGA
🏅”I found your weird magazines!” -Mom
“Organize, agitate, educate must be our war cry.” (Susan B. Anthony).
#BlueCrew #Resisters Retired English teacher, BA PoliSci, MA Ed. Published poet, activist in love with our Democracy, and I’m a proud fucking bitch.
Exploring the intersection of AI, imagination, and ancient myth. My work weaves beauty, intimacy, strength, and spiritual symbolism into visual stories inspired by timeless archetypes.
🏳️🌈Lesbian🏳️🌈
Female,PNW blue 🌊.Hate the regime 🍊💩🤡 Rock n music lover, Grunge, rock, metal, blues,funk,occasionally other stuff lol! 🌊🐸🤟🎶and artist..Diversity is a must. Female ally🩷lgbtq ally, males who support females
ally.Lefthanded far left lefty! 🐸🌊🎶ask to DM
USAF veteran, US Navy civilian career, retired, proud Democrat, Love animals, Amateur Radio Operator - WA3DSP, FCC commercial license, Restore and collect old radio and electronics, love gardening and the outdoors.
#Resist #BlueCrew #Ukraine #ProudBlue 
Democrat, artist, outdoor enthusiast
Western Washington 🏡
Message me right after I follow you is a automatic block
#TrueBlue • Just another lost soul swimming in the fish bowl•#ResisterSister • democrat since birth •Blonde peace loving yogi• let's make a difference and spread kindness
#WomensRightsAreHumanRights☮️🕉️🏃♀️🧘♀️#VoteBlue 🚫DM or instant block• I will VET you
Mom of 3. CANADIAN. Liberal
Elbows up Canada
I am not indigenous but I am Proud active supporters of
#EveryChildMatters #MMIW #MMIM in my community
🚫NO DMs unless u ask 1st, 🚫No MAGA 🚫no bio no FOLLOW. 🚫NOT GIVING $$
TAKEN happily married.
I support my trans grands and beloved immigrant family.
I'm with Bernie.
I love animals more than a lot of humans.
Unapologetic sass.
Not looking for love or private chats and, thanks to piggy, no money to give.
11/6/24
#MichiganResists
#BlueCrew
I dissent
True blue voter💙
Was enjoying the good life before 🍊🤡.
🪴Wife and mom😊like gardening and go niners🏈 warriors🏀 giants ⚾️
🚫asking for$🚫porn🚫DM
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Proud
#Kelper. Love the 🇫🇰 Falkland Islands flora and fauna. Amateur bird watcher..Nikon Z7 and Z8 cameras...I use the 180/600mm Nikon for wildlife photos..
Happily married so no sleezy messages.
NO BITCOIN, NO DMs, NO PORN, NO GOFUNDME.
Decided to give this a go, something tells me I won't get suspended on here. Masshole to the core, would rather talk hockey and football but Trump fucking blows.. I swear a lot, I like fucking with scammers, you’ve been warned..
Anti-Fascist soldier for democracy, supporter of 🌈, Pro-choice and all human rights. Never forgive or forget what Trump has done. It's ok to be ill-informed but it is not ok to be willfully ignorant. DM=🚫
ASEXUAL, Agnostic.
#BlueCrew #BadassFeminist
Massachusetts mom and grandmother, lifelong Democrat. Trump hater and a firm believer in equal rights for all.
#Blue resister!
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Democrat, cat lover, humor, I post mostly memes.
#MeidasMighty
Atheist, Cancer Survivor
American citizen living in Europe
No ✝️ Religious Nuts
No Dem bashing, if you think you can do it better then get into politics.
I'm here for politics and nothing else.
Irreverent antiquity and history enthusiast. Army Desert Storm vet. GENX Midwesterner with a passport full of stamps, a takeout menu collection that rivals my bookshelf, and delightfully eccentric friends.
Pro-Democracy Democrat. Anti-MAGA. Not accepting lies. Proud Illinoisan Will fight for freedom. Senior citizen who’s PISSED. Wife mother of 4 adult children. No grandkids only grand cats/dogs. I rescue animals
#VoteBlue #Pinks
Friends call me GG.I love cats and dogs, but dogs are my favorite. I love seniors and children, but I hate liars. Military brat always getting into (GoodTrouble) (Resister) (Activist) NO BIO-NO FOLLOW BACK NO DMs (Democracy) (MilitaryFamily)
Universal democrat, European, retired strategic consultant & performance coach, MBA
Politics. Music.
I stand for democracy & unite resisters
🚫Nazis, fascists, racists, bigots, maga
🚫crypto, DMs
bluefacts.app/profile/dailykotzn.…
Concerned EU citizen (🇪🇸🇫🇷) dedicated to defending democracy and human rights. Passionate advocate for mental health, LGBTQ+ community, and women's rights. Community builder.
Second account:
@luca-migo.bsky.social
#NAFO #FBPE #BlueCrew
#RESIST
Democrat. Hawaii was home for 35 years. Now in the Desert Southwest, Arizona.
Please do not ask me for money. I’m unable to donate.
No Crypto or investing.
Please NO DM’s, thank you.
If you don’t have a BIO, I will not follow. Also no posts.
Pro-democracy🧡Anti-fascist🧡She/Her 🧡Animal lover🧡🟰rights 🧡🇺🇸🇺🇦🟦♿️
Feminist/🐾🐶Lady🧡LBGTQ+ friendly🌍🌏🌎PEACE
🚫DMs 🚫Crypto🚫MAGA🚫BOTS 🚫Genocide🚫Cults
#Resist #BlueResisters #StrongerTogether
I follow back, but block if you don’t have a bio or posts.
Health Science and Technology Teacher RN retired OBAMA GOTV HQ Daughter of ANTIFA “The Greatest Generation” We need this Courage now in this Hellscape of Corruption and Overthrow of Democracy!
Photo of my Dad WW2 Berlin #4 Commando SAS 1945
Vets against Fascism.
The Oath I took has no Expiration Date,,SLAVA Ukraini 🌻🌻
I don't care how anymore I just want him gone, alt acc @ldogld.
I fight for the People & Planet.
Tyranny is here
dismantling our freedoms,
gutting protections
& escalating climate collapse.
Capitol Switchboard: 202-224-3121
@People-Planet.bsky.social
🚫Porn, MAGA
🚫 DM = BLOCKED🚫maga🚫hate🚫Porn 🚫crypto🚫Republicans
🔵 In Red Oklahoma - Retired IT Professional and Author
#Resist #Resistence #BlueCrew 📎
Midwest Voter 🎙️Blue Voice in the Burbs.
Political News ⚖️ 📰 Pets 🐕🦺 Engagement 💬
Kamala is my President! | Founder of Pinks🍂
Introvert | Coffee Addict | Women’s Rights
17 years of reviewing and promoting horror.
Multiple Award-Nominated horror review website.
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