jackson henry
my high bowling score is 300 so my opinions pack a certain gravitas
- super awkkies time to mention they never believed in god they just wanted you to so they could take his place
- it starts out with a little hitler ride preview and then you feel the bumps start to kick in
- like even the answer they WANT you to give is insanely objectifying and sexist and they're too numb to sense it
- what is a woman: TITS AND A VAGINA what is a man: HAVING A JOB AND FATHERHOOD bro, wtaf
- website: *suggests nail clippers based on when you last clipped your nails* also website: R U A ROBOT LOL CLICK ON THE PUPPIES
- btw the answer to "What is a woman?" is "What is a Christian?"
- What is a man? Anyone with a penis? Dogs have penises. Hamsters have penises. Is a bag of dicks a man? It’s certainly a president.
- Reposted by jackson henryFucking surreal that people dressed like this and carrying assault rifles are permitted to kidnap people off our streets
- john hamm is the pam anderson of men dial it back, dude
- more talk about how the party that used to be super anti-drug is now helmed by teenage mutant ninja edgelords battling krokodil
- rfk jr's brain is controlled by worms what's everyone else's excuse? oh, also worms? ok
- vegans are gonna feel pretty bitter when we’re all eating weeds and trash out of necessity instead of because we feel bad lol #pwnd
- we all agree this system should burn the disagreement is who gets to roast their wieners over the fire
- puberty never ends it just evolves
- I'll instinctively enjoy it now unironically
- my body has reached stage 4 dad: you can now buy me socks and ties as presents
