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- Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest. The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says. "I could smell the onions and mustard."Nov 4, 2025 15:32
- Oh my god. I didn't think any sentence could be funnier than "Now he's struck me with the sandwich."