Jackie Bouvier
I make jokes because I'm absolutely terrified.
Living in the great state of Maine.
My children:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:btj7htumgboprmobfodhw7wu/feed/aaaiisbbcciv6
- I applied for a job the other day and they indicated that they would be doing a credit check to make sure that I'm a responsible person. A credit score does not indicate that.
- Reposted by Jackie Bouvier[Not loaded yet]
- Reposted by Jackie Bouvierlove shack anger cottage panic yurt sorrow hovel shame hole
- I need to find short people to hike with. My husband and my son are both over 6 ft and so it's like hiking with two Sasquatches. They're halfway up the mountain in 5 seconds and I'm behind them running and panting.
- I know that it took me exactly 12 minutes to get to my last office job because I was determined to never give my employer even 5 seconds of my free time.
- Reposted by Jackie Bouvier[Not loaded yet]
- Reposted by Jackie BouvierI need to stop buying up domain names out of spite because I am surprised when I get charged for renewal two years after I was mad
- Reposted by Jackie Bouvier[Not loaded yet]
- Reposted by Jackie BouvierME: whenever i make fried eggs the yolks break but when i make scrambled eggs they don’t ALANIS MORISSETTE: i’m sorry but the lyrics are already done
- Reposted by Jackie BouvierMy parents took 5 photos of me from 1969 to 1990 but I have 67 photos of my cat from this morning.
- Reposted by Jackie Bouvier[Not loaded yet]
- Reposted by Jackie Bouvier[Not loaded yet]
- Reposted by Jackie Bouvier[Not loaded yet]
- Reposted by Jackie Bouvier[Not loaded yet]
- Reposted by Jackie Bouvier[Not loaded yet]
- Reposted by Jackie Bouvier[Not loaded yet]
- Reposted by Jackie Bouvier[Not loaded yet]
- Reposted by Jackie BouvierAgents running "several blocks" indicates AI
- It's so beautiful here in Maine with all the lovely snow but then you go outside and the weather tries to kill you.
- Reposted by Jackie Bouvier[Not loaded yet]
- I always act like the cat that ate the canary. It keeps them guessing.
- Reposted by Jackie BouvierWhy even be a couple if you're not going to plan a heist together?
- Reposted by Jackie Bouvier[Not loaded yet]
- Someone on Facebook called me a boomer and now I'm rethinking my entire life.
- You thought I wasn't funny before! Now I'm REALLY not funny!
- Reposted by Jackie Bouvier[Not loaded yet]
- Reposted by Jackie Bouvier[Not loaded yet]
- Reposted by Jackie BouvierGreg Bovino seen leaving Minnesota after his demotion (photo: AP)
- Reposted by Jackie Bouvier[Not loaded yet]
- Reposted by Jackie Bouvier[Not loaded yet]
- Reposted by Jackie Bouvierfranz kafka in certain situations: wow this is so me-esque
- Reposted by Jackie Bouvier[Not loaded yet]
- Reposted by Jackie Bouvier[Not loaded yet]
- Reposted by Jackie Bouvier[Not loaded yet]
- Reposted by Jackie Bouvier[Not loaded yet]
- FUCK ICE.
- Reposted by Jackie BouvierMinnesota National Guard members have arrived at a federal building and were directed to distribute donuts, coffee, and hot chocolate to anti-ICE protesters. Guard members were issued reflective vests so they would not be mistaken for federal agents.
- Reposted by Jackie BouvierI’m not a Christian, but we’re seeing who the real ones are this year. Note that he’s speaking to fellow progressives, not evangelical Christian nationalists (who are not worth talking to).
- Reposted by Jackie Bouvier[Not loaded yet]
- Reposted by Jackie BouvierLucid dreaming? Thanks I'm already awake in a nightmare
- Reposted by Jackie Bouvier[Not loaded yet]
- Reposted by Jackie Bouvier[Not loaded yet]
- Reposted by Jackie Bouvier[Not loaded yet]
- Reposted by Jackie Bouvier[Not loaded yet]
- Reposted by Jackie Bouvier[Not loaded yet]
- Reposted by Jackie BouvierToday is the 35th day that a child rapist is illegally withholding the Epstein files.
- Reposted by Jackie BouvierThis image of Michael Fanone is all of us. #JackSmithTestimony
- Reposted by Jackie BouvierThis is me at 15. I’m a child. I’m a CHILD.
- Reposted by Jackie Bouvier[Not loaded yet]
- Reposted by Jackie Bouvier[Not loaded yet]
- Reposted by Jackie Bouvier[Not loaded yet]
- Reposted by Jackie BouvierThere is video circulating on social media of a group of ICE agents beating a man near 26th and Nicollet in south Minneapolis, then one of the ICE agents shoots the man while he's on the ground numerous times. A witness can be heard yelling that the victim is dead.
- Reposted by Jackie Bouvier[Not loaded yet]
- Reposted by Jackie Bouvier[Not loaded yet]
- Reposted by Jackie Bouvier[Not loaded yet]
- Reposted by Jackie Bouvier[Not loaded yet]
- Reposted by Jackie Bouvier
[Not loaded yet] - Reposted by Jackie Bouvier[Not loaded yet]
