Matt Z
You'll either find occasional content for
Press Start Australia, comments about MelbourneFC, or general stupidity.
- 9:45 is not the dentist time, but it is time to see the dentist
- touch fuzzy, get dizzy
- i didn’t hate the super mario bros movie
- if you're wondering how my writing is going, i have a tab open titled "do dogs experience dog racism"
- if you encounter anyone saying they're removing the hoodoo gurus from their playlists, remind them that's snowflake behaviour
- seriously I like birds but why they gotta poop on my car
- it matters not where i park the birds yearn for vehicular defecation
- did i order two of the lego speed champions deloreans? yes. yes i did.
- i dreamed i was opening pokemon cards with friends and i opened a god pack which is great because i can’t seem to get the limited promo card in the app at the moment
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- Reposted by Matt Zhey train perverts wanna see the shinkansen cloaca
- My bank account would be in trouble if they launched Majora’s Mask.
- anyone pay for the awful eb subscription, want to preorder something for me?
- Reposted by Matt Zthis is genuinely incredible
- look how nice my pen is!
- went to take a photo of new pen, sticky label left ugly residue. will post when i have cleaned it.
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- sometimes you just have to buy yourself that pen that is on sale at milligram
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- you ever release a final season so bad you put your fanbase into a psychosis thinking there’s a lost episode
- ate steak with a spoon because apparently people keep stealing the communal forks
- the italian christmas cake that unleashes curses upon mankind when opened call that pandoro’s box
- it would be great if in 2026, people under the age of 25 stopped trying to be life coaches
- you’re all recapping the year when the week isn’t even over time is a human construct
- its a two-maxigesic-with-caffeine kinda day
