Oslo McGriddles
37 yrs barrel aged
📍 Portland
❤️ @papamcgriddles.bsky.social
🔞 Little spoon that tops dads.
🚩 linktr.ee/zerocub
- Reposted by Oslo McGriddlesOrcs Unite! TUSK is a new monster-themed party from the collective depravity of me and @isnt.cool , coming to Portland on 2/14. It’s giving Tolkien meets Tom of Finland. Unleash your inner beast with leather fraternity, gnarly teeth, or whatever D&D fantasy you have hanging in your closet.
- They should just call the news "the horror network". Local news? "The horrors lurking in your back yard".
- Hey, I'm helping out with this party so I'll be there all day! Cum say hi!
- It’s the RECESSION PROOF Play Party for Portland! TREASURE TRAIL Portland: Saturday Jan. 24th! is here in about 3 weeks and adv. tix are just 💲15 bearracuda.com/events/treas...
- Reposted by Oslo McGriddlesOrc invasion coming to Portland on Feb 14! TUSK at Alberta Street Pub. Tix: partydaddy.ticketspice.com/tusk
- Are you being a good boy?
- Ever surprised when an impromptu drunken photoshoot at 2:30 am yields a decent pic?
- Needs something wrapped around it.
- Gonna need some saliva here. Lots of it.
- Fuck whoever decided to make that demo go "eugh!?" like a cartoon.
- The slow motion, the reaction, it's like illumination animated that scene.
- Btw I made my onlyfans free cause it's pretty much the same stuff I post here. (And a large backlog). Check it out: onlyfans.com/xerocub
- At #lumbertwink I was picked up by a big strong bear.
- Santa bar crawl, normal shenanigans.
- Reposted by Oslo McGriddles“Holiday Rimmings”, 12” x 12”, Oil on canvas, this painting is available on my website here 👇🏻 danielwgreenart.company.site
- Wanna cuddle? (Photo by @dusticunningham.bsky.social)
- You spyin on me, son?
- Hey guys, if you were following me on Instagram at zerocub -- well, IG disabled that account. Give me a follow at my new account inspectre.gadget! www.instagram.com/inspectre.ga...
- Doing a potluck Thanksgiving thing this year? Give this tool I made a shot. It lets people list what they plan to bring. So you don't end up with 15 bags of chips. bagofchps.com
- Reposted by Oslo McGriddleslick it or dick it?
- Reposted by Oslo McGriddlesDad hole: Guaranteed to taste beefy
- Reposted by Oslo McGriddlesLooking for a cutie to come sit on this
- [artist statement (something about submission and confinement)]
- How's it going?
- I guess I just hit some sort of follower landmark because like 8 random "grow your profile!" type bots just followed me in the same day. Or they're all the same system. idk. anyway hi!
- Its spooky season. #fcf
- I think dogs are man's best friend because we produce the most interesting smells
