- Every bully and bad boss I've had showed me that people don't really hurt each other because they are smart and cruel but because they are stupid and powerful. Cruelty kind of _is_ just stupidity and intelligence, broadly-defined, kind of the only legitimate power.
- Article 1: "All legislative Powers herein granted shall be vested in a Congress of the United States, which shall consist of a Senate and House of Representatives." These people are morons.