Ian Karmel
Standup. Writer. Trail Blazers fan.
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- Reposted by Ian KarmelA+ ad placement on ESPN’s trade tracker
- Cavs:
- Los Angeles! I'm doing a longer set tonight at Sierra Madre Playhouse. Kaycee Conlee and Leslie Liao are gonna be there, too. Grab a ticket and come hang out! app.arts-people.com/index.php?sh...
- Cher is the funniest person on the planet and she's never once meant to be funny in her entire life.
- Los Angeles! I'm doing a thirty minute set with Leslie Liao at the Sierra Madre Playhouse! Come on out.
- Reposted by Ian KarmelWhat do you MEAN the president audibly SHIT himself live on camera and they immediately cancelled the press conference and rushed everyone out of the room like it's a fire drill, and it happened two days ago, and I'm just hearing about it NOW?
- GOING OFF THE RAILS ON A KREJCI TRAIN
- Reposted by Ian KarmelThe majority of Americans are now aware that the purpose of increased ICE/CBP funding isn't to catch drug cartel members or whatever but to terrorize, kidnap, hurt, and kill ordinary people. The majority supports outright abolishing ICE; slashing ICE's & CBP's budgets should be an essential demand.
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- This is cooler than "You may all go to hell, and I will go to Texas" which was, up until this point, the only cool thing a congressperson ever said.
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- Reposted by Ian Karmelgee whiz it would be really great if the opposition party smelled blood in the water right now and went on a full offensive to harness this spark of momentum
- Reposted by Ian KarmelThe biggest risk in this moment is something sociologists call “symbolic compliance.” That’s when an institution that is violating civil rights gives the public just enough symbolic victories that accountability efforts lose steam before there has been any meaningful change.
- Raffi isn’t over here, so just dropping this off.
- Reposted by Ian Karmelnow - especially now - a reminder that we are going to win. and this is why
- Reposted by Ian KarmelThe newest video shows very clearly that they attacked him for coming to an aid of a woman that the agents pushed, and then executed him while he was immobilized. Everything the government has said, like with Good, has been a complete lie.
- Reposted by Ian Karmelthey're executing moms and nurses in the street. they're using preschoolers as bait. they're stealing people's dads and grandmas and children. they're tear gassing babies. they're staking out schools. there is no remedy but abolition. any proposal that doesn't start there is an act of violence.
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- Reposted by Ian KarmelI don’t want to hear anything from an elected official unless it’s a plan to defund the DHS and impeach Noem, Bovino, etc. No texts. No emails. No talk about the economy. Step up or step off.
- Reposted by Ian KarmelIt's time to abolish Trump’s ICE.
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- Reposted by Ian Karmel🚨BLAZERS OVER .500🚨
- Shaedon dunk had me like
- Well this is nice.
- Reposted by Ian KarmelI guess I do think if you participated in the arrest of a five-year-old you are probably just fundamentally incompatible with society. That you are not a safe person for humanity to be around, generally
- Reposted by Ian Karmel“Terrible things are happening outside. At any time of night and day, poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart; men, women and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared.” Anne Frank
- @trailblazers.bsky.social yall hear that?
- guilty
- I'm having a bad time (football)
- The formatting of this book cover makes it look like New York Times Bestseller Harriet Tubman wrote a book about Bob the Drag Queen.
- I bet this is about Tottenham, but I like to imagine Greg is watching Tim Duncan midrange videos from 2013.
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- Whoa, we won one of those games.
- If the Blazers were allowed to have a point guard we’d be winning most of these games, but the league won’t play fair.
- It's the holiday season, so here's a baked bean recipe.
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- Oh well fuck that guy, that sucks, but I still think the original point stands.
