Jim Horlock
Writer, gamer, Dungeon Master (not the kinky kind), collector of ghosts and cryptid enthusiast. CHANGE AND OTHER TERRORS out now!
amazon.co.uk/Change-Other-Terror…
ko-fi.com/jimhorlock
- It's so unfair to take an ordinary picture of Joe Rogan and use it to make jokes.
- Reposted by Jim Horlock[Not loaded yet]
- It is *coughcoughcough* urgh. It is I! *wheeze*. Count Scrofula! ... *spits up blood*
- Look at this beautiful building. What's stopping your buildings from looking like this?
- Today's omelette
- My writer this season sucks. Season four Jim was way better written.
- Wishing you calm milk today.
- She got all dolled up for the apocalypse. Used the expensive make-up. Got her hair done. Unfortunately, the first nuclear blast burned her hair clean off and melted her whole face, so it was a bit of a waste.
- The ouija board never asks how your day was.
- Reposted by Jim Horlock[Not loaded yet]
- No matter how much butter you put on your potatoes, it will not be enough.
- Still Wakes the Deep would have been a better TV show than The Rig.
- Books that I wrote
- Reposted by Jim HorlockCalling out the boss here: As good as she is at supporting our writers, she is FOR SHIT at self-promoting, so allow me a moment of your time: Tenebrous EIC @alexwoodroe.com has a new book out tomorrow, THE NIGHT SHIP! It fucking rocks. If you dig what Tenebrous does, you’ll dig it. Link to buy ⬇️
- Reposted by Jim HorlockFeast your ears on Transmission zero, and welcome The Night Ship into the world! Released today wherever you can grab it, and ready to be just about the strangest journey into the vast of night you'll ever go through. www.simonandschuster.com/books/The-Ni...
- Reposted by Jim HorlockToday's a big day for weird horror fans! Was lucky enough to grab an ARC of this one by @alexwoodroe.com . You can read my thoughts at the link below but the TL;DR of it all is: nail-biting, thrilling cosmic apocalyptic horror that hits the ground running and never lets up! #HorrorBook
- Feast your ears on Transmission zero, and welcome The Night Ship into the world! Released today wherever you can grab it, and ready to be just about the strangest journey into the vast of night you'll ever go through. www.simonandschuster.com/books/The-Ni...
- The absolute audacity of Microsoft Teams just deciding to rename uploaded files as it sees fit.
- Reposted by Jim Horlock[Not loaded yet]
- Filthy little cheese pigs
- We are all made of meat and therefore susceptible to seasoning.
- I hate when you're staying at a hotel and the bathroom doesn't have a little hook to hang up your skin. Stupid oversight in design.
- Looking mean. By which I mean average.
- That's my name! Ellen Datlow mentioned me!
- Stop burning me, pizza! My only crime was living you!
- No news is good news but all news is bad news.
- I'm smooth and silky, baby. Like a curry.
- I am covered in spicy mayo
- Child me, having a bad day in school. The Gold bar in my lunchbox:
- I'm old and my feet hurt.
