T.A.F.K.A Holyrude David
Celtic, Socialism and Scottish Independence (in no particular order)
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- I dunno why this feels so awkward but there’s a guy in fixing the washing machine and the second workman has turned up to fix the dishwasher so now they are sitting side by side fixing their respective appliances
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- An American Pope? Woke nonsense
- My 9 year old asked me “if you drink Holy Water would your pee burn vampires/demons?” I can’t stop thinking about it

- My 9 year old daughter just gave me into trouble for leaving the toilet seat up
- Any Rangers fans able to explain what “woke foreign ideologies” they are worried about?
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- Found the worst picture in the world
- I was having a crisp sandwich and was wondering how universal they are, is it just a Scottish thing? A UK thing or are they universal?
- Leftists: “Fascism is coming” Centrists: “Stop being hyperbolic” Leftists: “Fascism is coming” Centrists: “Stop being hyperbolic” Leftists: “Fascism is coming” Centrists: “Stop being hyperbolic” Centrists: “OMG Fascism! Nobody could’ve predicted this” Leftists:

- Anyone else think he was talked into “Gulf of America” after he initially suggested “Gulf of Trump”
- Americans on TikTok “Bring on WW3 we r a global superpower we can beat everyone Also Americans “1776 baby, u Brits were a global Superpower and we beat you with plucky militia men”
- Thought I’d catch up on some sports news, wee bit of escapism from the depressing politics
- How I left Twitter

- All the folk denying Musk did a Nazi salute would 100% pivot to “Nazi salutes are fine actually” if Musk admitted that’s what it was
- Remember when the media said @jeremycorbyn.bsky.social was antisemitic is of how he said “Stein” but now they want us to look at the nuances of how someone did a Nazi salute
- Remember the quaint days of politicians dog whistling their racism? Now they just throw out Nazi salutes at Presidential Inaugurations
- I like “The Rest is History” podcast but they get a bit too into it when they read out one of Hitler’s speeches

- Was it an accident that the new Drub Consumption unit in Glasgow was named after something that jags you?
- Three different sports subscriptions and tonight’s Celtic game is a pay-per-view (Please don’t try to sell me dodgy streaming services)
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- Another year subscribing to the best Celtic podcast out there @90minutecynic.bsky.social
- Has a manager ever been sacked the week BEFORE a Glasgow Derby?
- Update I have been given something else, have I been Joanie Mitchelled??
- Mars stopped making dark chocolate Bounty bars which is my wife’s favourite so this year I had to learn to bake
- When Trump said he didn’t want overseas wars everyone focused on the “war” part but he has since threatened Canada, Mexico, Greenland and Panama with invasion so it’s actually the “overseas” part he had an issue with
- My wife seems to think I some kind of selective blindness cos I’ve had to pretend for three weeks not to see my Xmas present every time I open the car boot
- Looking forward to the media having a seance to hear what Tiny Wharton has to say about the Rangers Cup Final penalty claim
- How can the richest man in the world be so pathetic and insecure that I’m not jealous of him, a real achievement
- Bluesky must have him shook if he’s DMing folk on TikTok
- Nobody: … Absolutely: Nobody My 3yo: “FUUUUUCKING” Me: “😦”
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- People of Bluesky. Let's get to know each other better. What is your all-time favorite TV show?

- Ok now it’s feeling like Xmas 🎄
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- The TikTok algorithm keeps serving me up clips of “The Animals of Farthing Wood” and its seriously harming my mental health
- Was at my wee boys nursery for “Stay & Play” this morning and had the following conversation with a three year old girl. 3yo: “ Hi Mathew’s Dad” Me: “Hi” 3yo: “Sooo, Celtic or Rangers?” Me: “Celtic…” 3yo: (with the most neutral expression possible) “Ok then”
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- Repost a pic someone else took of you that you actually like
- Timeline cleanser, if you see this, quote a picture of yourself as a child