alex 🐻 (they/them)
they/them • nonbinary • queer • 34 • ohio
not a man, not a mister, but definitely your nonbinary dad.
- I'm done with the business world. I'm tired of having to think every day. I'm starting a new life as a Pool Thembo for hire. My qualifications:
- Can't begin to describe how badly I needed my arms pinned above my head and how badly I needed to be forced to beg for him to slide inside me. 🥴🥵
- QTP with the game you're currently playing
- Reposted by alex 🐻 (they/them)Fuck ICE
- Happy Friday! 😘
- Your dad and I aren't mad, we're just disappointed. And I disappointed, I mean happy and full of sushi. @thehornygaybear.bsky.social
- Hey, can someone do me a favor and throat punch me the next time a cis man acknowledges that he keeps calling me dude/man/bro and I go, "Nahhhh!!!!!! It's fiiiiiiine!!!!!!!! I know you mean well!!!!!!!! I'm not bothered by that!!!!!!!!!" Because I am LYING
- Desperately need made out with and then cuddled till we fall asleep.
- 2016 vs. 2026
- My hump was requested for hump day, and who am I to say no? I'm nothing if not obedient. 😏
- Got a vasectomy on Friday and hurt my fingie today. It's so haaaard being me. Send pity smooches.