For a semi-grounded, list I'd go with:
- Scout TF2
- Batman from the Telltale games
- Robert Freeman from The Boondocks (RIP John Witherspoon)
- Goro Majima
Statler and Waldorf as the dealers would be hilarious, but if it had to be a video game character, Igor from Persona would be funny.
Question for y’all: let’s say you were in charge of making a new Poker Night at the Inventory game (Texas Hold ‘Em with five characters from various media, specifically four players and the dealer.) who’re you picking for the five characters?
Feb 5, 2026 23:35I feel like Batman, Grandad, and Majima are all different enough to butt heads, but have just enough in common that if Scout says something out of pocket, they'd all say "Man, I should kick your ass" at the exact same time.
fuck, you just made me think of the peak that would be Majima in poker night. I'm gonna go search for the universe where that happens
