Evil Goat No One Alive
26 | he/they | pan and mentally ill |🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞
This is an all purpose kink/nsfw account. Keep it separate from my main.
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- eating someone while they're asleep is evil shit tbh. id be fucking pissed off if I missed the good part
- everyone's drawing terraria witch doctor too shredded to pique my interest. he should be a little chubby
- toon furries seem so ill defined to me. like what makes a furry a toon vs one that isn't? aren't they all cartoons? you fucking drew them. you could squash and/or stretch any of them at any point in time should you so choose
- commission for @nsfw.arwf.de
- unsure if I can handle discount valentines commissions like last year so this year the gimmick is get in my dms and tell me if you want me
- Imagine porn games with that sort of discord rich presence that tells you uncomfortably exact details about someone's activity
- there's someone out there with an objectum snuff fetish and an endless wellspring of porn at their fingertips (industrial shredder vids)
- i should have someone behind me grabbin and playin with my belly while i do my gay ass work
- I think I need to continue drawing my sona making out with the homies with enough passion to make a protestsnt retch
- i am in a hell world where i like when people compliment me but i also dont know how to take a compliment so i just say nothing in response and it makes me feel like an unapproachable asshole
- I've given myself a month of rampant unchained adhd i have to lock in on commissions immediately
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- I think I might be like. insanely demisexual. The thought of intimacy with someone I don't know well just bc theyre hot kind of wigs me out. Let me fuck oomf I know oomf
- the now live feature is funny actually. just got reposted by someone who's currently live on twitch. stop looking at porn while you stream bro
- back at it again with the abducting my friends to put them in a big lecherous comic sequence
- don't judge me. they wear it better ft @speciescake.bsky.social
- Feel like I'm finding myself less and less interested in full on penetrative sex as time goes on. I just wanna put my mouth on stuff tbh
- you can spec into both flattening and leash kinks to get the uncommon kite synergy
- feeling the same sort of ember settling that preceded the paw kink slowly becoming an established thing. it's pooltoys this time
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- oomfs can step on me if they so desire
- been working neurodivergently on a sequence that should be done within the next few days. quite big
- the concept of hotboxing someone you ate is so funny to me. why are you gulping the bong
- I will feel up your belly for so long that I forget to eat for a day if you allow it to happen
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- distance is poison I should be able to take a train to go fuck on a oomf
- The government should pay me a living wage to draw weird porn for my friends
- Reposted by Evil Goat No One AliveIn solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
- all there is to know about my character heights is that my sona is an average 5'8"-ish and every oc I want dick from is a foot taller than me at LEAST
- idk why whenever i get really tired i just start pining. my bed should be shared with someone getting handfuls of me instantaneously
- god bless all the venerable souls making like 2:1 not quite macro but still big as fuck size difference stuff
- the individual mythological figure known as old man yaoi
- everyone should be making picmix gifs of their ocs i think
- all these talented perverts in the fandom making fursuits and plushies and shit. why has nobody fabricated a fatfur beanbag chair
- i wanna know what yalls opinion on the masked character allure is. like how far can i stretch showing bits and pieces of face until it breaks. can i show the whole thing as long as the helmet primarily stays on
