Ho! Ho! Ho! This Is Brian
If it weren’t for ̶t̶w̶i̶t̶t̶e̶r̶ bluesky I’d be saying all this out loud in an otherwise empty room. He/him.
- Not that I’ve taken the time to make a list or anything but if I were getting Groundhogged Day, one of my priorities would be to play enough times where I’m good at Addams Family pinball.
- Say you were getting Groundhogged Day on Groundhog Day, and Groundhog Day was available at the local movie theater or on streaming or what have you, how many of the Groundhog Days where you’re getting Groundhogged Day would you watch Groundhog Day?
- Gotta get meta and watch Groundhog Day at least once if you’re getting Groundhogged. Groundhogging it? Is Groundhogging Day something you do or is it something that happens to you? I suppose canonically you get Groundhogged instead of choosing to Groundhog it.
- Imagine getting Groundhogged Day on a day other than February 2nd. What if you got Groundhogged Day on another holiday? Fucked up that you would have to say you got Groundhogged Day on say St. Patrick’s Day
- Bummed myself out realizing that Musk polluting our sky with his satellites means this line is inaccurate
- Maybe at the Eisners they can ask Hall of Fame inductee Dave Sim about his opinion on Neil Gaiman
- Neil Gaiman’s Sandman, a self-insert DC Comics fanfic, ends with the title character committing suicide. Neil. Neil!!
- Imaging a world where non-conservative viral tweets somehow reached Trump’s feed and so whenever he sees Melania or one of her body doubles somewhere in his mind he thinks “and I didn’t even take a Benadryl.” That’s who these motherfuckers are. Monsters we didn’t even do anything to let in
- Hey, at least David Zaslav’s Warner Brothers isn’t rebooting Harry Potter and giving J.K. access to a whole crop of kids or anything
- Thinking about how Sutter Cane’s Wario must be named Cutter Sane.
- Do you like and subscribe to the videos of Cutter Sane?
