Lucy Bloom
sometimes write stuff for defector.com
signal: yuck.20
tacoma, wa 🏴
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- Heather found a woman who named her show dog 'Ralph' after Ralph Lauren defector.com/the-secrets-...
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- Reposted by Lucy BloomDOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression. CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school? DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town. C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name? DR: Now look
- Posting vintage Katie Shepherd at 11pm is wild
- it was looking bad a few minutes ago, 45 point deficit
- Just woke up. He shat pants?
- Reposted by Lucy BloomIn America in 2026, journalists are the government's enemy. Let's just get comfortable with that and stop being weird. www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/the-press-...
- Reposted by Lucy BloomProve that you're human song
- One thing after another, ainit
- Reposted by Lucy Bloomit's great to say everyone protest on a saturday two months from now but people showing up last minute in subzero temperatures and on their free time to protest is something slightly different
- Theres the Stancil we know and love: talking way the hell out of turn on shit he doesnt know anything about. Mask up. Remember that lady afraid to go home cuz she filmed Pretti getting shot? That can be avoided!
- Reposted by Lucy BloomI love math
- Who driving to fedway for the 19 cent dicks cheese burg
- Once more,
- Reposted by Lucy BloomAlso remember this and have a laugh. I think it was Dan’s favorite thing that ever happened.
- Reposted by Lucy Bloomhello I am launching my very own podcast with @jordanjamboree.pittbert.gay where we (mostly casually!) chat about car culture in the decline of the American empire, auto racing, and industry news interspersed with tales of our former auto journo careers. we call it TRAN GIRLISMO
- Reposted by Lucy BloomI love Dan McQuade dearly and will miss him terribly. No one else like him. defector.com/dan-mcquade-...
- Reposted by Lucy BloomA confused, lonely fed bleeding profusely from the face, the ground littered with Goldfish crackers and hundreds of pink whistles, green gas everywhere, ICE showing their ass, the Home2Suites Hilton defended (?) @acatwithnews.bsky.social reports from 2 protests/cop riots outside MN hotels this week
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- Reposted by Lucy BloomOne problem with advocating for censoring unwanted political content on TikTok is that you might get your way
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- Reposted by Lucy BloomI'm struggling to come up with a parallel for Sam Darnold surviving the broader Jets Experience and his total memetic capture on the "seeing ghosts"/Out Indefinitely: Mononucleosis front and going on to win a Super Bowl. It's too mean to say "Tommy Wiseau winning an Oscar" but I went there first.
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- Seahawks jersey and a Storm hat, dude is going Bryce Harper mode
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- Reposted by Lucy BloomThe best kinds of football games are the ones where nobody moves the ball in a blizzard and 75% of the commentary is the guys saying “these conditions”
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- Yo wait, the Seahawks could use a crazy good defense to win the NFC championship game against a division rival in a defacto Super Bowl, then go on to play the woefully unprepared winner of a Broncos-Patriots AFC championship game? Could have sworn I've seen this somewhere
- Yknow I hate to even point this out but gunshots are also pretty bad for unprotected ears
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- Reposted by Lucy Bloomif youre somehow still following this account please stop
- Reposted by Lucy Bloomwhy did keith edwards set up a gofundme was set up for alex pretti when has no connection to his family and did not get their permission to do it? so fucking shady
- Lol this channel is a combat vet and his buddies *playing Arma*
- Reposted by Lucy BloomGotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
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- Theres no such thing as "law enforcement". The people that call themselves that show pretty clearly that laws are not real
- I appreciate the video analysis being done but at this point I think we all know what it will show. It's tomato season
- Reposted by Lucy BloomYou: It can’t happen to me. The state: we looked into this white guy we killed and we do feel a need to bring up these parking tickets
- Reposted by Lucy BloomFew, if any, of the Democratic Party’s powerbrokers are willing to side with the likes of progressive like Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, who has held steadfast in her support of shutting ICE down.
- if i get shot in the face and a politician calls it "bait" i reckon i'll at least haunt their house
- Reposted by Lucy Bloominescapable conclusion is we have no laws, just cops
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- Reposted by Lucy BloomWe’ve covered lots of losing local teams on the back page of this paper. But none with a record as bad as the Chicago DOJ during Operation Midway Blitz: 0 convictions 11 charges dropped 3 no-billed cases 1 jury acquittal
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- An ambitious experiment to give young people money and trust them to spend it well shows promising early signs, participants say. www.thecity.nyc/2026/01/20/c...
- Reposted by Lucy Bloomi really can't stand this dude defector.com/gavin-newsom...
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- Reposted by Lucy BloomThey can’t do it because it points out that they themselves are doing nothing to help. Maybe three of them saying Abolish ICE. The rest are talking about retraining and body cams and QR codes.
- Went to check store hours and uhhh. Man I know Goodwill kinda sucks but what the hell is this shit
- Lmao when i got to NY for the Defector internship i had to *haggle with the front desk* over a damage deposit because i was too broke to even afford that part of the room Defector had booked for me
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- I feel bad but it is a little funny that everyone that took "practical" degrees in college is finding their job market to be just as shitty the rest of us like. Oh sorry linkedin didn't save u huh?
- Ah yes, Carlos Beltrán as we all remember him: a Texas Ranger with a heinous goatee
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- Perhaps the Angel of Death is like a tiger, if you notice him stalking he loses interest
- Reposted by Lucy Bloomcompletely unironically, this is how we'll know
