Greg Stolze
Metafictive anti-realist, apparently. 1/3 of LUDONARRATIVE DISSIDENTS. You can get a ton of free fiction I got paid to write from www.gregstolze.com — no tricks, no traps, some tropes.
A bad banana with a greasy black peel.
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- When Zach Weinersmith goes beast mode.
- Still going thru the archive, this may be my favorite ending to a comic www.smbc-comics.com/comic/the-li...
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- Boosting mah 🧵 for you Night People.
- Tow sweatshop workers must stifle their attraction as they strive to get the weekly $2 bonus fir making the most trousers. Pleated Rivalry.
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- DAMON KEITH: I wrote "democracy dies in darkness" as a cautionary phrase. JEFF BEZOS: We finally have the technology that can make democracy die in darkness, like in judge Keith's thing about not letting democracy die in darkness. BARI WEISS: (pouts enviously)
- The Goh-Feinberg Theory suggests a parallel between individual modes of human happiness and phases of technological development. (The Goh-Feinberg Theory is entirely fictional. I made it up for the short story SNOW FALLS ON NYCTROPOLIS but I feel like I might be on to something.) 🧵 1/
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- Reposted by Greg StolzeIt’s actually really easy to not be in the Epstein files, some of us do it every day
- Reposted by Greg Stolze[post-apocalypse] “Great to be here folks. My name’s Tough and Stringy Meat. Who all’s from the Giant Wasteland? Anyone?” [silence] “How about the Vast Plane of Fire? I hear it’s warm there this time of year, haha.” [long pause] FROM THE BACK: Let’s eat him! “Hahaha remember the name.”
- Reposted by Greg StolzeThe Struggles Of Elon Musk 😔
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- Reposted by Greg StolzeWe gotta come up with a better system than “everything rests on whether these twelve billionnaires are nice”
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- Reposted by Greg StolzeTaking your company public and having shareholders is always the absolute worst thing you can possibly do to your customers. This happens all the time, to every company with shareholders. The stock market is the worst thing mankind has ever conceived.
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- Reposted by Greg StolzeThere is an actual argument that this curse actually worked.
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- Reposted by Greg Stolzeworth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead
- WaPo is closing its Sports and Books sections? Stick a fork in it. There are readers who don't care about sports and there are fans who don't care about books, but almost everyone is interested in one or the other -- if not both. Are they aiming to capture the untapped "illiterate" readership?
- Reposted by Greg StolzeZOOKEEPER: So our last snake is our yellow Burmese python ME: *way too loud* A bananaconda ZOOKEEPER: *pulling out his tazer* look away kids
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- Reposted by Greg StolzeI was assured that Democrats were going to betray trans people and were just as bad as Republicans, etc.
- Side note: None of the spending bills passed in the "minibus" had any anti-trans riders. This includes the bill that funds the Department of Health and Human Services www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
- To the best of my knowledge, no one I've worked with is in the Epstein Files.
- Reposted by Greg StolzeEver tried boiled pasta? Not as crunchy but still good
- Reposted by Greg Stolze“art” is an anagram of “rat”. think about that before you look at a beautiful painting
- Hey #DeltaGreen fans who might want to feel some Canadian inspo, the current WRONG STATION podcast episode might scratch that itch. It’s called THAT EATETH HIS OWN TAIL. megaphone.link/TWRS8060711566
- Little boost for the morning people — if this gets two more people following the project, it becomes DISCOVERABLE! www.kickstarter.com/projects/gre...
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- Reposted by Greg StolzeIn 1946, cartoonist & illustrator Noel Sickles was sent by Life magazine to sketch the Nuremberg trials. Here is his sketch of the execution of Joachim Von Ribbentrop, who claimed at trial that his boss had made all of the important decisions, & that he was only following orders.
- Reposted by Greg Stolzethey should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit
- Xfinity has just released its Jurassic Park-themed Super Bowl ad that features a digitally de-aged Sam Neil, Laura Dern, and Jeff Goldblum. bit.ly/4rmRhrK
- Reposted by Greg StolzeThinkinge of askinge Chat GPT a questioun about your plannes, thoughtes, ideas? Trye a tarot deck ynstead. Cheaper, bettir for the environment, bettir resultes, not evil.
