GoblinGalPalRazii
Voted 2025’s Coolest under 135cm
Fire. Chaos. Sirens.
Funky Furry Toon villainess
Survivor
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Minors please do not interact.
Proud proprietor of “Raz’s Tech Closet”
Former QA @Bacteriological Warfare, Globex West
- No one wants to *do* anything with me, Kim, no one wants to party with me... I’m just joshing, I’ve been shot and sure? I’m down? But I’m still that girl at the ball everyone wants to dance with ! I’m still that sweetheart and charmer. She ain’t ever gonna die no matter how hard you put her down!
- im tired of people thinking I’m popular, I just wander in wide circles and set fire to the lose threads on your clothes. I mostly just want to write my silly stories and give sloppy head tbqh Maybe smoke the big goblinybong
- It’s been said to me like ten times this week I’m just busy trying to get my shit together fuck
- Rootiest dootiest zootiest bootiest nudeiest goodiest sweetiest foodiest curiousist goblin gal aroundddd
- You can fascinate the fae beasty by running your thumb or palm pads against her listeners while offering her a piece of food I’ll have a piece of nice crispy fried something or other. Bird would be nice but fish is ok too, I like fish but you earthers gotta use all those seasonings cmon now.
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- oh hell yeah I wonder what stomach bug I’ll get this time
- I miss the golden catch out in San Jose, their fried fish fuck nailed my need for something with fire, and their sides of chips and tartar sauce fucked good too god damn it I need to just replicate that meal. Hey I need one of you dweebs to finance some food crimes for like a month, maybe a year.
- I gotta dial it in and tweak it until the food memory lets me time travel
- I only ask coz I got weird looking eyes and have needs Art by @possumgay.bsky.social
- Would you hypnotize a goblin
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