GÖATS OF DÖÖM
Misanthropic Minon of the Mundane.
RADICAL LEFT SCUM.
- Reposted by GÖATS OF DÖÖM[bursts into liquor store] oh no I’m remembering things, please help
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- Reposted by GÖATS OF DÖÖMBECOME UNGOVERNABLE
- JFC people, don't share that asshole's post. Ugh, why is he still alive?
- I stained my shirt eating a greasy empanada in my car before work. This is my scarlet letter...
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- "I used to trust the media to tell us the truth... But now you see the payoffs every where you look... Who do you trust when everyone's a crook?" - Queensryche nailing it back in the 80s
- Democrats sent me an email saying that I am not an ATM. Kinda feels like a self-own?
- Hmmm, sounds like most major cities in the US, huh?
- Reposted by GÖATS OF DÖÖMThank you for the 30 day free trial of 2026 but I’d like to cancel my subscription.
- Reposted by GÖATS OF DÖÖMI like to do puzzles and tell people off in my mind while I work on them.
- Reposted by GÖATS OF DÖÖM[opens rat poison] ROUND AND ROUND me: whoa EVERY ROSE HAS IT'S THORN me: wtf
- Reposted by GÖATS OF DÖÖMIt was an unpleasant business, but every four years, Grimace required a blood sacrifice, and well, nobody really much liked Brandon anyway.
- Hey, orange POS - In the immortal words of Children of Bodom, ARE YOU DEAD YET?
- I'm gonna need some TUMS ©️ about this...
- Hey listen for the love of all that is good, please don't post any of that maga half time show. Srsly, we don't need to see any of it to know it'll be ridiculous and gross, and they don't deserve the exposure.
- Reposted by GÖATS OF DÖÖMIf babies are so cool how does a 2 foot gate shut down their whole operation? Checkmate, idiots.
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- Reposted by GÖATS OF DÖÖMBREAKING: Viewers of “Melania” Documentary Receive Call Telling Them They Will Die in 7 Days
- Reposted by GÖATS OF DÖÖMLook I can offer you awkward silence or awkward conversation the choice is yours
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- I'm late with this but why do WAR PIGS as a tribute to Ozzy? That song is way more Geezer / Tony coded...
- Reposted by GÖATS OF DÖÖMtake some vitamin D you sun deficient piece of shit
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- Reposted by GÖATS OF DÖÖMEpstein is mentioned in the Trump files repeatedly
- Reposted by GÖATS OF DÖÖMIt's okay to bully a government. A government isn't people.
- Reposted by GÖATS OF DÖÖMBREAKING: The Worst People You Know Are Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much Worse Than You Know
- I'm one of those Miami people who love it when it gets cold. It rarely lasts more than a day or two, and usually never goes lower than 48 - and that's even more rare. But these last two mornings have hit different. I'm not complaining at all. But my hands are frozen. 🙃
- Reposted by GÖATS OF DÖÖMI'll fix it in post, I say about my life
- Am I crazy or was there a studio recording version of SOLITUDE by Candlemass with Messiah on vocals? I could swear there was.
- Look, I don't always say the right thing, like right now - it's not the time to say that the new Depends lady is hot. But I'm still gonna say it.
- Reposted by GÖATS OF DÖÖM“Essential reading.” - Bugs B. “Utter garbage.” - Daffy D.
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- Just walked over to the canal where on a typical Miami day, there are tons of iguanas. Obviously they wouldn't be out and about today, but it occurs to me, if they freeze and fall of the branches and into the canal, they all drown? That's horrible!
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- Personally I'm thrilled that it's 35° in Miami this morning. Srsly! That said, I'd like to stay in bed about it, rather than face the horrors that persist.
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- This is who runs this account
- Reposted by GÖATS OF DÖÖM[pulls out earbud] i’m sorry what was that, your honor
- Broken Lizard Presents Shitpost Troopers
- Reposted by GÖATS OF DÖÖMIn the darkest times, may the silliest things amuse you.
- Reposted by GÖATS OF DÖÖMChildren raped and killed. American citizens shot in the street. Immigrants illegally shackled, tortured, killed. Journalists arrested. While a $300 million ballroom is constructed and a trash documentary released.
- Reposted by GÖATS OF DÖÖMI don't like to talk about stories before they are fully reported, but I am writing on ICE in a Minnesota town that isn't Minneapolis. However bad you think it is, it is worse. It is a campaign of pure terror whose only strategic goal is more terror. There is no strategy other than to break people.
- Reposted by GÖATS OF DÖÖM(Girls FTW)
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- Reposted by GÖATS OF DÖÖMDeath sits in a corner at a Starbucks and tastes a pumpkin spice latte for the first time. “It’s actually quite good,” he muses to himself. The name written on his cup says “Derp”.
- Carbs. So many carbs. I am a walking carb right now. No thoughts just carbs. Carbs.
- Reposted by GÖATS OF DÖÖMI am not a morning person, I am a lurking creature of the fathomless midday.
- Who up and just fucken miserable?
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- Reposted by GÖATS OF DÖÖMAdded “Catherine O’Hara is dead but Donald Trump is still alive” to my ‘Proof There is No God’ list
- Reposted by GÖATS OF DÖÖM“It was never about immigration…”
- Everything sucks but remember that at least you can listen to Randy's MR CROWLEY solo whenever you want to.
- I don't have to be awake for about another hour, and yet...
- Hey, how you doing, man? Well, I just p00ped into a plastic container and now I get to ship it off by ups.
- You can have a little breakdown, as a treat...
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- But I don't understand how my blood sugar levels are so high when all I consume is absolute garbage. It's a mystery, really.
- Reposted by GÖATS OF DÖÖM“Melania” is truly the worst experience I’ve had in a theater” -Abraham Lincoln
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- Pretty much just missing the kitchen sink. Pretty damn cool. youtu.be/1enSUZ-A-HM?...
- JFC, how is it still only Wednesday?
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- Reposted by GÖATS OF DÖÖMThe problem with anxiety is that it’s not rational or reasonable and it refuses to negotiate.
- The first minute and a half or so of SOUTH OF HEAVEN is pure bliss. I won't be taking any questions at this time.
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