General Sarcasm

It's not "Captain" -- I was promoted ---- Misanthropic mutant ex-investment banker; liberal Xennial with Keynesian inclinations; childless Jew-ish cat father (with like religious affiliation); and heteropessimist demisexual with attachment issues… 💙🇺🇦🇺🇸🕊️🇵🇸🇮🇱💙