Toilet Hinckley Jr
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Gabby Schulz (he/him)
Come for the comics, leave for the takes
Possibly 18+ idk (gross?)
Comics posted ~ every 4 days @ patreon.com/gabbyschulz
Orig. art from my books:
www2.store.beguilingoriginalart.com/index.php?cPath=218
- I, also, have no message
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- 😭😭😭 dear god won’t someone think of the exact specific people who made New York City a worthless shitholeee😭😭😭
- Ben Shapiro’s eyes are shrinking at the same rate Charlie Kirk’s head used to expand. Is he animorphing into a mole rat
- Remember when everyone thought van Spronsen was just kind of a weirdo
- Reposted by Toilet Hinckley JrA man taken into custody in Rochester Thursday by federal immigration agents and now held at the Whipple Federal Building in the Twin Cities is a recent organ transplant recipient who is without his needed anti-rejection medication, state Rep. Kim Hicks tells MPR News.
- But to be an artist is to suck shit at being human forever
- Reposted by Toilet Hinckley JrSwear to god, ICE could just announce they're leaving a city but not leave and the media will just stop covering that city completely even though ICE never left. It's what ICE and the media did with LA and they're doing it with Minneapolis too
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- Imagine being legally accused of inciting genocide & just… continuing with your life as usual
- Reposted by Toilet Hinckley Jr“Jeff Bezos is a lapdog to trump. He should fight back” my man just laid of 16,000 people. He made his employees shit in bags and hired the Pinkertons to go online and lie about it. Do you understand the level of pure psychopath he is? He’d kill you for a dollar. Fuck he’d kill you for a penny
- Ummm sorry sweaty, major news outlets are going full boomer cringe now
- It’s time to put Billie Eilish’s theory of property out to pasture, Richard Epstein and Max Raskin write. "Americans are not thieves who built on stolen land." wapo.st/4rDYzrn
- Satan: Welcome to your 50s here’s your eternally dangling booger ✨ Me: uh ok *blows nose twelve or thirteen times, booger remains or perhaps has been seamlessly replaced by new booger “ Satan: …Your Eternally. Dangling. Booger
- Reposted by Toilet Hinckley JrTRIGGER WARNING, because here is a US Marshal from Trump‘s Gestapo Force in Memphis kicking a puppy today in the Whitehaven neighborhood and breaking its rib. They were serving a warrant and I guess BIG MAN got scared of the schnauzer. (I didn’t take the video, the dog’s person did)
- Reposted by Toilet Hinckley JrYO WUT YO WUT HOLY. Epstein was an early CDO guy of COURSE HE WAS this guy is the Forrest Gump of destroying America
- Reposted by Toilet Hinckley JrJosh Berkau aka Bradley TX of Patriot Front gave a presentation at PF's first annual conference in September 2025 on how to infiltrate "conventional political spaces." Looks like he's back to square one. Berkau works alongside other Patriot Front members at Veteran Brothers Roofing.
- Nothing that some training & a bodycam can’t fix
- Reposted by Toilet Hinckley JrThe word don't is censored. Don't, or Don T. If you're looking for just some fun proof they're doing control+f censoring
- “New deal: Russia allows us to nuke Cuba just a lil bit”
- More partisan nitpicking
- Which one of you bluesky mother fuckers convinced Kamala to get back in? I know it was one of you
- Sure go ahead & shit on Kid Rock, but honestly what is more badass rebel redneck rock&roll than sucking a presidents dick every morning at 8:30 on the dot for 10 long years. Also doing minstrel as a job
- Reposted by Toilet Hinckley JrTENURED YALE PROFESSOR IN AN OP-ED: In our society we have too often accepted the heckler’s veto, allowing the perfect to be the enemy of the good and making the refusal to forgive our highest virtue TENURED YALE PROFESSOR IN AN EMAIL: hii jfefrey Can I come to rape party w/a plusone this weekend
- Hey, at least he stopped doing it
- This is why y’all fucked up not listening to pessimists, who could have told you this does not qualify as irony 15 years ago
- On Feb 27, 2013, Elon Musk literally went straight from playing world savior on the TED stage to meeting with a convicted pedophile human trafficker youtu.be/IgKWPdJWuBQ?...
- Reposted by Toilet Hinckley JrGuys, I think I found the file about Trump.
- Oh well - move fast and break people
- Still posting regular comics about brain surgery here: Www.patreon.com/gabbyschulz
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- Some radio rn has the fucking nerve to play “Walking on Sunshine” in 2026 before It happens
- Sometimes when I’m feeling too competent, sane or attractive I’ll try to initiate a conversation on Hinge
- Bruhhhhh PLEASE don’t let me be stuck in bluesky for another Brat Summer my stomach can’t take this level of cope
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- Proud resident of a Less Insane State
- Good News! 28 states have publicly rejected Kennedy’s vaccine schedule. They choose to follow evidence-based guidance from experts like the American Academy of Pediatrics or the American Academy of Family Physicians. 🧪 www.kff.org/state-health... Via @unbiasedscipod.bsky.social
- Very fun to be relying 100% on a grand jury being Chill and Nice and Not on Facebook Too Much to keep us from being disappeared into the TerrorPits forever
- And had enough left over to buy me a modestly new-model Corolla 😔
- I seem to be more affected by Baby Diego’s death than I realized
- Does anything Bernie says actually matter or make a difference in what happens at all? It kind of feels like no
- Does anyone remember that one Indian guy last year who jumped out of a crashing airplane & was the only survivor? That didn’t actually happen, right?
