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Supporter of Canadian PM Mark Carney.
Blocking idiots.
Defender of Democracy🦅 Kindness is Free🌟
"The Best is Yet To Come"...anonymous
STEELERS/PENS 🖤💛
#NHL
Mother, grandmother, widow, Cat lover🐈, Disabled/Chronic Pain
#CRPS #Disability
TAROT READER🔮
🎶#MUSIC heals the SOUL! 🎶
MY OPINIONS ARE MY OWN!
NO PORN🚫
Married to Mikey; joined BlueSky in 2023; I 🏃🏼♀️!
FANGIRL: Mikey 💖; 49ers 🏈; Bon Jovi, Eagles, Henley, Springfield, Perry, 🎸🥁; SPN 😈; Lake Tahoe 🌊
I vet b/4 follow; typos occur 🤷🏻♀️.
🚫NO rando DM’s, Crypto, porn & def. NO 🍊💩🚫
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#resist #music #PMPARMY
Retired US Army Sergeant, ops & intel specialist, roots are in Ireland, Rebellion 1798☘️ 💙follower, believer of service to mankind, ⛔Musk ⛔Trump/MAGA⛔ Nazis ⛔fight
#DV ⛔Crypto
#Progressive #Ukraine #BlueResistance
Health Science and Technology Teacher RN retired OBAMA GOTV HQ Daughter of ANTIFA “The Greatest Generation” We need this Courage now in this Hellscape of Corruption and Overthrow of Democracy!
Photo of my Dad WW2 Berlin #4 Commando SAS 1945
Pro democracy. AGAINST Racist, sexist, selfish, greedy, criminal Republicans destroying OUR government.
Save the Earth 🌍 Save your life.
VOTE BLUE every election, every race, for a livable planet and a fair, kind society.
Life is weird - let’s laugh at it before it eats us.
“Penalty for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors” - Plato
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TrottingTheGlobe,VotingRights,ProChoice,ProSci,Environment,SFBayArea,Warriors🏀.🚫Porn🚫Crypto🚫DM🚫Gestapo;NoBioNoFollow
-Go ask Alice. I think she’ll know.
-Knock on my door, bitches. I know my 2A rights too. This is MY country.
-Live and let live, it’s not difficult.
-Public schools were the foundation on which America was built.
-If you don’t like it scroll the fuck on.🌸
🌎DM for Follow or Support🌎
****Reviews*****
🏅“Gay!” -High School Varsity Team
🏅“Commie!” -MAGA
🏅”I found your weird magazines!” -Mom
#RESIST
Democrat. Hawaii was home for 35 years. Now in the Desert Southwest, Arizona.
Please do not ask me for money. I’m unable to donate.
No Crypto or investing.
Please NO DM’s, thank you.
If you don’t have a BIO, I will not follow. Also no posts.
Noam Chomsky and Yuval Noah Harari are my guides to how things operate in our world. Serious comedy fan. George Carlin, Rich Pryor, Norm Macdonald, Bill Burr, Chappell, Ricky Gervais, Paul Mooney, Seinfeld.
Reskeet anything that seems worthy.
I support my trans grands and beloved immigrant family.
I'm with Bernie.
I love animals more than a lot of humans.
Unapologetic sass.
Not looking for love or private chats and, thanks to piggy, no money to give.
11/6/24
#MichiganResists
#BlueCrew
I fight for the People & Planet.
Tyranny is here
dismantling our freedoms,
gutting protections
& escalating climate collapse.
Capitol Switchboard: 202-224-3121
@People-Planet.bsky.social
🚫Porn, MAGA
A woke dogs and cats owner, love walking, Motor Bikes, Old Land Rover, Photography and Travel. Happily Married. An eX exile as I’ve had enough of the crazy! If you insult. Ill block , disagreement is fine.
Also I'm dyslexic, there will be typos 😁
USAF veteran, US Navy civilian career, retired, proud Democrat, Love animals, Amateur Radio Operator - WA3DSP, FCC commercial license, Restore and collect old radio and electronics, love gardening and the outdoors.
#Resist #BlueCrew #Ukraine #ProudBlue 
Concerned EU citizen (🇪🇸🇫🇷) dedicated to defending democracy and human rights. Passionate advocate for mental health, LGBTQ+ community, and women's rights. Community builder.
Second account:
@luca-migo.bsky.social
#NAFO #FBPE #BlueCrew
2X🌎Champion🏆equestrian~spurs are idle now; nuthin' left to prove
💄Ret'd para⚖️defending democracy 🇨🇱
🔄CSykes*MSW*Laufer*MJacob*JColl*ShWatts*CWebb*KsGho*GlennK*Mayo*J&RCoopr*Bitecofr*DrJack*Hood*Weingrtn*ShalloSt*JLawr*JHopk*DeanOb*Marmel*Jen🌻*altNPS🔄
Radical left scum. Hobnobs with goobersmoochers.
Serial animal lover, educate, elevate, evolve, inspire.
Spiritual Strategist, Psychology, Neuroscience, Consciousness,
Authentic unfiltered senior, Celebrates kindness 🚫DM
“Organize, agitate, educate must be our war cry.” (Susan B. Anthony).
#BlueCrew #Resisters Retired English teacher, BA PoliSci, MA Ed. Published poet, activist in love with our Democracy, and I’m a proud fucking bitch.
🔔USMC Vet🇺🇸🫡🗽Cat Papa🐈⬛🐈
🌻🔱💛💙Slava Ukraini💙💛🔱🌻
🛡️🇺🇦🇬🇪🇲🇩🇨🇦🇬🇱🇲🇽🇮🇱🇹🇼🇪🇺🛡️
⚔️🗽None are coming to save 🇺🇸⚔️
🚫No FB/FBR/FBPE/Engagement🚫
⚠️Selling anything= Block⚠️
Vets against Fascism.
The Oath I took has no Expiration Date,,SLAVA Ukraini 🌻🌻
I don't care how anymore I just want him gone, alt acc @ldogld.
Retired Mom of 2...1 is my guardian angel as of
12.19.2022😪 Grandma to 3 young men. I voted with the 92%. 🚫 NO DM'S, MAGA, PORN, GoFundme, dating, & crypto/bitcoin. I left X, happily trying to catch up with my Blue crowd.
🚫Bio...🚫posts=Not Following.
Pro-Democracy Democrat. Anti-MAGA. Not accepting lies. Proud Illinoisan Will fight for freedom. Senior citizen who’s PISSED. Wife mother of 4 adult children. No grandkids only grand cats/dogs. I rescue animals
#VoteBlue #Pinks
Sassy and Classy! Always full of hope, here to be kind and respectful!!! No mean girls/boys!! INTJ I am NOT MAGA, keep me off your damn lists!!!! PLEASE, NO DM's without permission!!!! I will immediately block 🚫
🚫 DM = BLOCKED🚫maga🚫hate🚫Porn 🚫crypto🚫Republicans
🔵 In Red Oklahoma - Retired IT Professional and Author
#Resist #Resistence #BlueCrew 📎
Universal democrat, European, retired strategic consultant & performance coach, MBA
Politics. Music.
I stand for democracy & unite resisters
🚫Nazis, fascists, racists, bigots, maga
🚫crypto, DMs
bluefacts.app/profile/dailykotzn.…
Midwest Voter 🎙️Blue Voice in the Burbs.
Political News ⚖️ 📰 Pets 🐕🦺 Engagement 💬
Kamala is my President! | Founder of Pinks🍂
Introvert | Coffee Addict | Women’s Rights
Democrat, artist, outdoor enthusiast
Western Washington 🏡
Message me right after I follow you is a automatic block
I dissent
True blue voter💙
Was enjoying the good life before 🍊🤡.
🪴Wife and mom😊like gardening and go niners🏈 warriors🏀 giants ⚾️
🚫asking for$🚫porn🚫DM
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Democrat, cat lover, humor, I post mostly memes.
#MeidasMighty
Atheist, Cancer Survivor
American citizen living in Europe
No ✝️ Religious Nuts
No Dem bashing, if you think you can do it better then get into politics.
I'm here for politics and nothing else.
Female,PNW blue 🌊.Hate the regime 🍊💩🤡 Rock n music lover, Grunge, rock, metal, blues,funk,occasionally other stuff lol! 🌊🐸🤟🎶and artist..Diversity is a must. Female ally🩷lgbtq ally, males who support females
ally.Lefthanded far left lefty! 🐸🌊🎶ask to DM
Anti-Fascist soldier for democracy, supporter of 🌈, Pro-choice and all human rights. Never forgive or forget what Trump has done. It's ok to be ill-informed but it is not ok to be willfully ignorant. DM=🚫
ASEXUAL, Agnostic.
#BlueCrew #BadassFeminist
Made in Canada. I’m neurodivergent, in my 60s, hard of hearing, and a centre-left liberal who is resisting right-wing populism and fascism. Je peux lire et écrire en français. Vive le Canada! Elbows up!
📍 Toronto, Ontario, Canada
UK Resister 🦋🦋
I love my family (family includes my dog) & my garden.
I love to grow flowers from seed.
Then I photograph them! The photos help me through the winter 😊🌸🌼🌸
Retired teacher. Passionate about education!
NO DMs!
🪴Where are my gardening friends?
Pro-democracy🧡Anti-fascist🧡She/Her 🧡Animal lover🧡🟰rights 🧡🇺🇸🇺🇦🟦♿️
Feminist/🐾🐶Lady🧡LBGTQ+ friendly🌍🌏🌎PEACE
🚫DMs 🚫Crypto🚫MAGA🚫BOTS 🚫Genocide🚫Cults
#Resist #BlueResisters #StrongerTogether
I follow back, but block if you don’t have a bio or posts.
🏳️🌈 Iraq War Vet 🏳️🌈 w/PTSD, Woke AF Democrat 🇺🇸 Corgi Lover, Woodburner, Crafter, Resistor ~ Visit my
www.etsy.com/shop/CreationsByDragon & maybe buy a little gift & help my little shop grow. Thanks Bunches
Friends call me GG.I love cats and dogs, but dogs are my favorite. I love seniors and children, but I hate liars. Military brat always getting into (GoodTrouble) (Resister) (Activist) NO BIO-NO FOLLOW BACK NO DMs (Democracy) (MilitaryFamily)
Progressive, 🌊 Democratic Socialist 💙, TreeHugger
Regulate Guns,
#GreenNewDeal, Animal Rights, Save The Planet
🚫m-a-g-a 🚫porn 🚫crypto 🚫beggars.
#VetsResistSquadron in QuantumEntangledSausalito, CA USA.
On BlueSky since 12 Nov 2024