Awal
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- I don’t think conservative media is stupid. They are quite smart and probably don’t believe everything they peddle. They know there’s good money in keeping their crowd entertained. Post bait, skip the fact-checking, and cash in without wasting hours on research, writing and editing.
- Forgot how clean the Australian air is, how high quality the food and how safe it is to walk around or use public transport. 🦘
- Fostering an abused dog is probably the most fulfilling thing I’ll be doing my entire life.
- IDK who needs to hear this but I’ll always accept you no matter what you’ve done and whatever has happened in your life. 🖤
- The more advanced AI gets, the more human Zuckerberg looks.
- I miss my dog. Has anyone been through serious heartbreak related to their pets? What have you done to cope? I feel like my life will always be missing my little girl.
- Government datasets are being deleted. But don’t worry, the internet never forgets - especially when you wish it would.
- So how long until perplexity runs out of money?
- Celebrating the new year at the big canyon. Happy (belated) 2025.
- Ironically, the Tesla Optimus humanoid robot walks like Joe Biden.
- You still have to be a human to understand pareidolia, gestalt principles, anamorphosis, etc. You can train AI with many such images but it’ll still be a cheap representation of the human experience.
- Dating tip: Just because bae a muscular CEO killer doesn't mean they're a catch. Don't let the halo effect blind you to those red flags. 🚩
- Damn Luigi the assassin.
- Checked my junk mail after a while. Turns out I’m a Bitcoin billionaire. Just need to wire some money to cover admin fees. It’s legit - they promised.
- Now that Elon Musk owns the president, has data from cars, space, humanoid robots, twitter etc. will he wreck big tech and become the final boss?
- For anyone wondering about inflation in old school Casio watches - this one watch I had bought in 2012 is worth about 33% more. This means if you had invested $100 in Casio watches in 2012 you would still be poor today.
- Seems like a good day to kill Radagon in Elden Ring again.
- Remember when Biden said he wouldn’t pardon Hunter? Meanwhile Jared Kushner’s criminal father that was pardoned by Trump gets to eats baguettes. 🥖
- This pug is Vito and he won the 23rd National Dog show. All the dogs he beat to get first prize are in the second picture.
- Sometimes I imagine an Excel power-user stacking linear transformations with a non-linear activation and unknowingly building a neural network. Legend.
- I miss the old USA, when Black Friday was about showing gratitude by body-slamming a stranger for a $10 toaster. Simpler times.
- Happy thanksgiving! 🦃 On this momentous occasion feel free to remind your uncle that the pilgrims were immigrants that needed a handout.
- Tech companies, scammers, insurance agencies, Walmart, Russia already have all your Bluesky data. I think this was understood when you post in public. Regulation won’t help, it’ll only make data concentrate in unethical companies outside the USA or in sectors with lobbyists.
- The Bluesky CEO’s name means ‘Blue Sky’ in Chinese. At first, I tried translating Jay Graber, but their Mandarin name is Lantian—literally ‘blue sky.’ I guess this is a case of nominative determinism. Good morning, by the way.
