Freddy Krueger Mellencamp
Motto: "Never stop dreaming." Maybe I'm biased, but Nancy has always been my favorite final girl.
#Resist #ReleasetheEpsteinfiles #VoteBlue
If I follow you, you're something special. If you follow me, you're a special kind of deviant, and I like you.
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- Vert der Ferk?
- Reposted by Freddy Krueger MellencampEvery American needs to watch this:
- Reposted by Freddy Krueger MellencampAlthea Gibson was the first African American to compete in a pro-world tennis tour and in 1956, the first African American woman to win a Grand Slam title. Overall, Gibson garnered 11 Grand Slam wins, including six singles titles. #BlackHistoryMonth
- Where's the 8-Track player?
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- Reposted by Freddy Krueger MellencampI only pay attention to prescription drug ads so I can critique how well the actors clothing and accessories match the product.
- Reposted by Freddy Krueger MellencampThis is Remi. She feels so powerful in her snowsuit. Loves the satisfying swishy sound it makes when she walks. 12/10 diva material (TT: ferikitz)
- For some reason, I really need to pee.
- Everyone stop what you're doing. I have a really bad cold. Childbirth doesn't even get close to the head pain that I have. ~ Every man that gets mildly sick (but I really do have a cold)
- Reposted by Freddy Krueger Mellencamp"I wonder if the mailman thinks about me as much as I think about him..."
- Reposted by Freddy Krueger MellencampWhen you're so coked up and stupid you put the scope on backwards:
- I had to read this twice before I got it. Duh.
- Reposted by Freddy Krueger MellencampHRC knows what all Twilight fans know. Vampires are scared of the sunlight.
- Reposted by Freddy Krueger MellencampOur taxpayer dollars at work... NOT doing anything substantive for us... The Taxpayer.
- "The Far Side" is always hilarious, even after all these years.
- Reposted by Freddy Krueger MellencampOh no. He will be hauled in front of multiple congressional committees multiple times. Don’t forget to thank James Comer for establishing the precedent.
- Reposted by Freddy Krueger MellencampThis 1994 interview has always been creepy, with Trump speculating about the size of his newborn daughter's breasts. But now that we know that the man interviewing Donald, Robin "Strangler" Leach, was also up to no good with Jeffrey Epstein, it is even more so. youtu.be/zqE4hKIP4n0?...
- Reposted by Freddy Krueger MellencampWow! What sounded like the entire AEW Dynamite audience in Las Vegas tonight chanted "Fuck ICE! Fuck ICE!" in unison before the main event
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- Reposted by Freddy Krueger MellencampI'm impressed at how logistically, Sabrina Carpenter is like the perfect height to host the Muppets
- Reposted by Freddy Krueger MellencampCassie heard a noise in the kitchen and stood like a meerkat for over 2 minutes. She has a great leopard belly.
- Reposted by Freddy Krueger Mellencampwhen the roombas unionise it's over for you sonsa bishes
- theonion.com/what-i-lack-... Could not have said it better myself.
- Reposted by Freddy Krueger MellencampTo the man in the wheelchair who stole my camo jacket: You can hide, but you can't run.
- Reposted by Freddy Krueger MellencampThis pup found a stick shaped like an old timey pipe earlier today and has already solved three mysteries. 13/10
- Reposted by Freddy Krueger MellencampIf I die, I want my remains to be scattered at the US Capitol. Do not cremate me.
- What's it called when this happens?
- You were so amazing last night. I can't wait to get home tonight because I want to feel myself inside you, all over again. ~ Me, to my bed each morning
- I'm a lot like a suppository. Constantly up your ass, cold and hard at first, and you just want me gone.
- Drop some DOGS 🐕🦮🖤🐩🐕🦺
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- Reposted by Freddy Krueger MellencampIt’s not so much an IMDB score as it is a warning label.
- Reposted by Freddy Krueger MellencampThis is Teddy. Despite his name, he is not actually a teddy bear that has come to life. Just happens to be an exceptionally soft and cute and cuddly little guy. 13/10 (IG: teddytheduke)
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- Reposted by Freddy Krueger MellencampAre you smarter than Mike Johnson? All signs point to yes.
- Reposted by Freddy Krueger MellencampRemember her name: Aliya Rahman Her testimony is everything and it deserves to be heard, by everyone. Decide for yourself. It’s powerful. It’s gut-wrenching. And no one should have to survive what she did. ICE MUST GO‼️
- I'm so backed up, I'm gonna need an episiotomy just to get this food baby outta me. ~ Me, flirting
- MAKE AMERICA GREAT BRITAIN AGAIN.
- Reposted by Freddy Krueger Mellencamp“Hey, who’s the new girl?”
- ...as there most surely should be!
- Reposted by Freddy Krueger MellencampBREAKING: Rep Ted Lieu just called for Deputy AG Todd Blanche’s resignation, and points out why partying with Epstein actually would be illegal.
- Yeah, imagine all the work we'd have to put in, making up some sort of probable cause, and having to go to multiple judges, getting rejected over and over until we find a T***p toadie who'll sign one for us. And having to do that many times would really take time. So, let's fuck the Constitution.
- I only watch porn to document and advocate for the great hands-on care that nurses give to their patients.
- I love him already! Just don't change his name to Kid Rock, please. 😂😂
- Reposted by Freddy Krueger Mellencampif you are half-squished underneath a steam roller please do not yell at the steam roller operator. you might hurt his feelings
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- BREAKING: Groups of killer whales have been attacking fishing boats in the Pacific Northwest. The Coast Guard has been calling it an orca-nized crime spree.
- Reposted by Freddy Krueger MellencampMarimar Martinez, shot 5 times by Border Patrol in Chicago, speaks out after Renee Good, Alex Pretti deaths 'I am their voice' NEW w/ @adrianacardmag.bsky.social: chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...
- Reposted by Freddy Krueger MellencampThis is Bowie. He overheard you talking about his rubber ducky jacket. Jealousy is a disease. Hopes you get well soon. 12/10 (IG: bowiethegoldenbear)
- Reposted by Freddy Krueger MellencampIt was an unpleasant business, but every four years, Grimace required a blood sacrifice, and well, nobody really much liked Brandon anyway.
