dancefloor intimacy coordinator
Hairy enough that I never had to develop a personality
Brooklyn, NY
- I saw this ad on tv in 2002
- @jaxjaxson99.bsky.social my money’s on you FYI. How are the daily totals coming along?
- Briefly breaking my “no prediction markets” stance to make a Kalshi bet on which Atlantis Cruise cumdump will end the week with the most loads
- A better way to put this would be to say: someone whose intent is not exchange but instead to extract as many photos and videos from you as possible
- something deeply sinister about sexting someone and their immediate response is like “that’s hot, you should send me many, many more photos asap”
- Every day is just horrors upon horrors and also a new algorithmically-distributed Brazilian man who is somehow even hotter than yesterday’s
- I hope you are following me for my thoughts and opinions
- Hello Chicago you are cold as shit
- thirst-followed a guy through IG Who to Follow and then found out he’s 23
- unprecedented levels of cozy
- gym locker POV
- Reposted by dancefloor intimacy coordinator[Not loaded yet]
- Pulling a man’s thong to the side is something that can be so personal
- Nobody knows I’m listening to The Best of Phil Collins
- what’s your sign?
- Coming to Chicago as a tourist for the first time in a while and I need suggestions for fun things that aren’t standing next to the bean in double digit freezing weather
- this guy has me on close friends and he’s been posting ass and speedo pics from the same photo shoot for 9 months
- I want to give cumdumps the benefit of the doubt but someone at MAL is reporting having taken 36 loads on day 1 and I’m sorry I just don’t think that’s realistic
- twitter is down so you know what that means: biannual underwear pics from hot guys who never jumped ship
- a bunch of people replied calling me a twink so I archived it 🙃
- Love the 2016 photo thing people are doing, love any trend where gay guys are like “check out how fuckable i used to look”
- the name “stairmaster” implies the existence of a stairsub
