Scott Innes
Author of Galactic Keegan. Relentless worrier. Be Traist. Keep passing the open windows.
- Realising you’ve taken a wrong turn so you stop to look theatrically at your watch and say ‘Oh, actually…’ like you’ve just remembered another important appointment, before you walk back the way you’ve just come
- Started another Deadwood rewatch
- Reposted by Scott InnesJohn Virgo, former snooker player and broadcaster, dies aged 79
- Spurs in the first half / Spurs in the second half
- Almost wishing for some major news to break purely so I don’t have to keep seeing that ‘What’s taters, precious?’ photo of Andrew every time I open the BBC News app
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- Reposted by Scott InnesCatherine O’Hara, ‘Schitt’s Creek’ and ‘Home Alone’ Star, Dies at 71: variety.com/2026/tv/news...
- We went to Sweden and Denmark in October and when we got home I realised I only took three photos the whole time we were there and this was one of them
- Reposted by Scott InnesI wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good. Stay free
- I’m convinced Tony Parkes only accepted that final caretaker manager role because he misheard the name of the club when they phoned him
- Very disappointed to see David Moyes utilising an AI assistant manager
- I can’t remember the last time I enjoyed a series as much as I did with the first season of Pluribus. What a treat.
- Everton v Leeds as a Monday Night Football fixture feels comfortingly mid-90s. A first-half opener from Nick Barmby before a David Wetherall header levels for Leeds on the hour mark, something like that
- Andy Burnham returning to the office tomorrow
- ‘Got your big plate, Liam?’
- Yes
- Reposted by Scott InnesThe unseen episode of Desmond’s where their plane crashes and they run out of food
- Starmer’s press conference in summary
- It unsettles me when referees have tattoos or look like they work out at the gym. You’re meant to be either a scrawny, pencil-necked bald man or a heavyset part-time PE teacher from imaginary places like ‘Tring’. David Elleray was born a 55-year-old and stayed that way. That’s the benchmark.
- Amorim watching that performance
- And again
- My brother Callum is a contestant on TV’s Pointless NOW.
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- The worst day at work of probably my whole life
- Somehow it was one year ago today that we brought tiny Luna and her large son Björn home with us from the shelter. We simply couldn’t imagine life without these two smashers now
- My in-laws went to a cafe years ago and the waitress showed them to a table, saying, ‘This one is now free - I’ll go and get a j-cloth’ and my father-in-law sat down and said ‘How exciting!’ My mother-in-law, baffled, asked why and he said ‘She just said this table was once used by Roger McGough!’
- Reposted by Scott InnesSome important new government policy that Native Americans might be interested in:
- All best wishes to the great man.
- Martin O’Neill seeing the Celtic chairman’s number appear on caller ID today
- Me arriving at my desk on a Monday morning
